Spicy Hellcat 🎃👻🍁

just following y’all for the humor

[Spicy Hellcat 🎃👻🍁 @spittykitty543]

@ADHDForReal So close:
Reverse it from 62 to 26.
Now flip the 6 over to form 29

People born in ‘96 are turning 29.

[Spicy Hellcat 🎃👻🍁 @spittykitty543]

@weirdlilguys Sleeping on my lap on a blanket with his face and name printed on it.

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

Wow unbelievable!

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

This is what login on to twitter feels like now

[Spicy Hellcat 🎃👻🍁 @spittykitty543]

@zeta_globin If he thinks it was such a good thing, why didn’t he get one too?

[NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd]

@illinoisdoas @OKWildlifeDept do we need to chime in here or

[Spicy Hellcat 🎃👻🍁 @spittykitty543]

@PicturesFoIder My non-autistic kids hated calling strangers on the phone.
I made them do it every chance I got.

20 years later they STILL hate the phone.
Their spouses too
—sigh—

[Spicy Hellcat 🎃👻🍁 @spittykitty543]

@fesshole Sent a text to my neighbor early Sunday morning: I saw 2 foxes run between our houses!

I worried that maybe it was too early in the morning to bother them?

Nope. 10 minutes later she texted back they went outside, in the snow, and followed the tracks through the neighborhood

[𝕏 Dogs @_XDogs]

"So I’m driving down the road this morning and the cars in front of me are driving over a black thing in the road. It’s going between their tires so I’m guessing it’s a box. It’s a kitten just sitting upright shaking like a leaf. And some asshole had spread glue on its paws and stuck it to the road. I thought maybe it walked through glue somewhere but after looking at it, that was totally spread into her paws. She was wet and freezing and literally glued to the road. And NO ONE STOPPED. 😳 What the f$&k people??? I slammed on my brakes and stopped all the traffic and put my hazards on and got out and pealed her off the road. People were honking and all pissy....really??? It’s a kitten glued to the road!! So after a goo gone bath and some food and cream we have a new kitten. Luckiest kitten in the world!"

[Spicy Hellcat 🎃👻🍁 @spittykitty543]

@midwestern_ope Only scotcheroos and puppy chow

[Spicy Hellcat 🎃👻🍁 @spittykitty543]

@JMeanypants Yikes I don’t know anyone her age that looks that worn out except chronic heavy smokers that are addicted to tanning

[Spicy Hellcat 🎃👻🍁 @spittykitty543]

@typesfaster They should cut the fee in half. See if cars return

[Spicy Hellcat 🎃👻🍁 @spittykitty543]

@dieworkwear It’s always the fake Christian ones (see his cross)

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@bluewmist If you have either 2 or 3, your credit score doesn’t really matter

[Spicy Hellcat 🎃👻🍁 @spittykitty543]

@ItsJuliansRum Hmmmm 🤔and yet cats I’ve had later in life are living 10 years longer on average than the cats I had when I was younger.

PS: all cats ate Purina products

[Spicy Hellcat 🎃👻🍁 @spittykitty543]

@wednesdaycals Just buy the items and keep them in your locked room since she doesn’t use them.

[Raghu @IndiaTales7]

2. This is by far the craziest video from the fire in Los Angeles. This guy is filming huge walls of fire surrounding a house they're in, and there's another person and a dog.

[Spicy Hellcat 🎃👻🍁 @spittykitty543]

@TheRealHoarse My 90 yo mother had a mild stroke on New Years Eve but has 100% recovered.

My daughter’s dog had her eye removed yesterday due to very painful glaucoma and is recuperating well enough she wanted to play today!

Crazy week but so grateful everyone is ok!

[PoliticsVideoChannel @politvidchannel]

BREAKING: Australia has introduced a new bill that will limit the total spending on a party by billionaires like Elon Musk to Just $20,000

This will ban billionaires from single-handedly buying Elections in Australia.