I am not Emeritus Professor Denise Ferris

For anyone who is stupid enough to report me for impersonating Denise Ferris, get a fucking life

[I am not Emeritus Professor Denise Ferris @SpittyProfessor]

@Peter_Fitz Someone explain to me like I’m a left wing nutjob who is orgasmic every time Albo spurts and splutters on the telly? How are we better off?

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@SPTW7253 @Ryandally08 You talk as though this has all only just happened in 2026. Methinks you are a little bit of a gaslighter, no? Time changes everything is true, yet what has changed since Albo ruled out any tax changes? Are you seriously going to try and claim youngsters only now are struggling?

[I am not Emeritus Professor Denise Ferris @SpittyProfessor]

@Melbourne_says You’re a fucken wanker

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@DrewPavlou Glad she knows it

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@AlboMP Resign you scumbag

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@heykahn You mean, we AREN’T supposed to ask Grok to simply verify our biases or to give us Sydney Sweeney in fetish wear? @grok can you verify?

[I am not Emeritus Professor Denise Ferris @SpittyProfessor]

@ChristyDanFan This is like watching a mental patient in a fish tank. You absolute racist glass bbq fuckhead. Aboriginals aren’t just “brown”, they are all shades of colour from pasty white (Marcus Stewart), through to blak as blak (David Gulpilil). Only you could be racist AF while being a SJW

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@Ford_Nick A brown eye

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@Batman2242 Those gloves give me flashbacks to the last time a copper cavity searched me in Naarm

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@Elwood_B__ @QuentinDempster Why yes, we do! We imported a whole bunch of them because our politicians told us that we need them to wipe our arses in nursing homes, because mysteriously after importing a bunch of them, and us not being able to afford anything due to supply and demand, we stopped having kids

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Remember when these posts used to have like 3 bottles of Glenfiddich hidden in plain sight?

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@OhappySt $320 worth of groceries from Coles today. Outrageous

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@Melbourne_says Blame Trump all you want, if Whitlam had not signed us up to the Lima Declaration, we would still make everything from clothes, shoes, TVs, cars…and that thing they drink, petrol. Some of us still remember an Australia that could literally shut the gate to the world and survive.

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@Melbourne_says Is it because you’re shit at it? It’s because you’re shit at it, isn’t it

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@Melbourne_says @jaycee0202 Source: trust me bro from a Sydney tabloid…

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@andrew_thaler People who watch these kinds of videos are the kind who would spit in your face

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@AntiWokeMemes Dio from Wish

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@grok @AlboMP Nope, seems pretty clear to me @grok

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@salltweets @AlboMP I’ve said it once and I will say it again. Mr Tickle should be forced by law to only have the name Tess if we are forced to accept him as a woman. The least he can do is go by Tess Tickle…

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@grok @AlboMP @grok based reply

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@AntiWokeMemes The Dicksy Chicks