Vodka with a Spitzer 🍸

niche bitch 🦋 the best mess • friend of @Micahroni_ 🕶

[hera @shiningdaisies]

i am a lover but underneath that i am a hater but underneath that i am a lover again

[𝖐𝖚𝖘𝖍𝖇𝟔𝖗𝖇𝖎𝖊❦™️ @kushb6rbie]

i am not flirting with you, i’m just very pretty and charismatic!

[Cinthia @sinnthiuh_]

I wanna quit my job to focus on going to the gym in the mornings instead

[trish @ultragloss]

what is your plan to abolish the food challenges they do on love island @ZohranKMamdani

[Eren 💋 @erenfromtargets]

told my boyfriend the cashier at Target was a bitch and he said “was it at self checkout”

[mogul @sramzzad]

the older I get, the fucker the no

[^ ^ @bitesyourneck]

your misbehaving boyfriend isnt funny to me take him to the shelter and have him euthanized

[dasia @PhelpsDasia]

going to the gym putting all my anger in my ass like a real woman

[project hail rusty 🍉 @alittlevillainy]

every single day just feels like this image now

[Alex @alexxmalloy]

everything about dua lipa’s life is like she rubbed a genie lamp and got all 3 wishes. she’s naturally gorgeous, always on some type of dream vacation, and met her husband bc they were reading the same book. for my mental health, i have to block her

[Soph @sooaappyy__]

my ass is fat because it’s full of love and whimsy

[ValarMorghulis @Kupangende]

“Nothing from my side, thanks” - my wedding vows

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Stop supporting AI. It’s destroying our planet. Humanity thrived for thousands of years without AI. We can live without it. What we cannot live without is fresh water, farmers, agriculture, and land.

[john @johnsemley3000]

because to be a conservative you must be a massive loser with no principles. it’s not that interesting. it’s actually the most basic, boring psychology known to man.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

How am I the one being “left behind” for not using AI? My cognitive function remains fully intact and uncompromised. If anything, it is you who is outsourcing your thinking and leaving your own brain behind.

[miia @miiagarro]

nobody is telling men that they are losers and that’s the problem

[jár @jarodzsz]

i feel like i'm one of the last 500 people on earth who does not use an ai chatbot in daily life

[Staladus 🐁 @Staladus]

The atheism leaving my body the moment the Pope starts talking about how AI is an affront to God and the new Tower of Babel

[maddie @madsssagascar]

quote so evil it could be used in a childrens comic book to be widely and easily understood as “thats the bad guy”