spot (spizotfl.bsky.social)

Footy!!!

[spot (spizotfl.bsky.social) @spizotfl]

@RegionsBank I'm assuming you cannot better assist because I have already called your customer support line just got transferred around a half dozen times just to be told to go to the branch. The branch said the person who could help was out sick. Great operation you've got.

[spot (spizotfl.bsky.social) @spizotfl]

May you never be a victim of identity theft involving @RegionsBank - they are beyond useless in helping resolve issues. I spent 36 minutes being transferred between departments, none of whom could assist. Apparently everything hinges on one branch staffer, who is sick.

[commissioner shayla, mn twins enthusiast @shaylarz]

The 2024 Chicago White Sox

[Ashley K. @AshleyKSmalls]

6 pro-life justices. And Missouri is a pro-life state. All of a sudden no arguments to protect life when it’s an actual person and not a fetus

[William B. Fuckley @opinonhaver]

I will beat this drum until my hands bleed: the treatment that could have saved your child’s life during the next pandemic will not be made because cranks who believe vaccines are a soros plot to implant microchips will be in charge of the CDC and FDA if Republicans win.

[Parker Molloy @ParkerMolloy]

Trump's actual, insane answer vs. how NYT cleaned it up for him:

[Swann Marcus @SwannMarcus89]

Michelle Obama: "I want kids to have healthier lunches"

Right-wing: "Fuck off, I don't believe in that nonsense"

RFK, Jr: "Younglings must consume nothing but organic kelp noodles, bear meat from butchered road kill, and high quality HGH"

Right-wing: "YES MY LORD AND SAVIOR"

[David Plouffe @davidplouffe]

Donald Trump’s proudest accomplishment in his own words was seeing Roe V Wade overturned. A third of the country lives under a Trump abortion ban. Just TODAY he said he’d vote to uphold Florida’s SIX week ban. Criminalization, monitoring and more if he gets all the control.

[les mis grunge 🔻 @dizzydoinggreat]

hold up

[Parker Molloy @ParkerMolloy]

This is just laughably unethical, @guardian