A$$wipe Rockie

Graduate Student. Aspiring Guitar God & Gourmet Chef. Wannabe vegetable farmer

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@ionslr please stop embellishing your relationship with @AEPenergy. Thanks.

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More goddamn pickles....yesterday's canning. 9# gherkins yielded six quarts of 3 pepper (tabasco, Fresno, jalapeño) dills. #ohiogardening #picklinainteasy #licensetodill

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@bucees for all your vaping and prophylaxis needs

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Staying home this weekend and #gherkin it. #ohiogardening #picklinainteasy

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@AllenCoSheriffs is this for reals? He looks pissed!

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Please refrain from sending cartoon penises to @SenatorCirino.....he prefers the real ones?

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Saturday sourdough #steveGlutenberg rides again. Please, call me #doughcephus

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@CleGuardians what are the gray jackets that the tv broadcast team are wearing? Those are sweet.

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#steveGlutenberg rides again. Jalapeño Cheddar #sourdough #doughbesity

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@TLC ....i dunno if you're jumping the shark here, or will this be a cash cow? Looks like something @nbcsnl would try to pull off.

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@LimaPolice congratulations. You guys really tuned that kid up. My mechanic charges me $199 for a tune up (exclusive of parts)... your guys look like they'll do it for free

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@LimaPolice one of yours?

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@LimaPolice is he one of yours?

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#steveGlutenberg at it again. #doughbesity not #glutenfree #extraglutens

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@AllenCoSheriffs "we was..." extortion, bribery, loan sharking, redlining, sexual misconduct....and now improper grammar.

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Sunday baguettes #extraglutens

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Holiday candy making. Toffee and brittle

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There is nothing more American than seeing @SpeakerJohnson and @realDonaldTrump at an NFL game while some Americans go hungry because these two #assholes can't facilitate supplemental nutrition benefits