Cristina

performer & teacher @TICImprov 🎭 data goblin @ work 👩‍💻 'effortlessly likeable' as a performer, hopefully also as a person 🏳️‍🌈 she/they

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Bokoblin-Manuel Miranda

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periodic reminder of Hot Fiancèe

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

When you write a work email so good that you go into Sent and admire your work:

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using the :P emoji was such a core part of my lexicon pre-2010 and I don't think I've truly reckoned with how much was taken from me because I have barely used it since, we have lost our way and our whimsy, like nothing truly encapsulates this feeling in the same way that He Does

[Computer ♥ Records @ComputerLove_]

Windows Live Messenger 2009 Emoticons

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@wearetootgames Huge!!! Congrats!

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when you have ur titties out that's called the cleveland show

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have you ever seen a sadder or more triangular boy?

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@Brocklesnitch !!! this is career-defining imho

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mamma mia, here I go again

my, my, how can I resist you?

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I have literally the hottest fiancèe

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Toot Toot Truganina Big Red Car

[“paula” @paularambles]

“you better not be spreading yourself too thin”

me:

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@stephcrothersVA that's 200 pounds off for a family of four! 👁️👄👁️

[Steph Crothers @stephcrothersVA]

she said "yes, obviously!!!!!" 💍✨🌈

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BREAKING GAY NEWS!!!!! 💍🌈

[bing 🪵 @BingBongLLC]

boss: “what time will you be in today?”

me:

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omg I found her

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in the past few months a reddit post with under 400 upvotes I made TWELVE YEARS AGO about an obscure bodily anomaly I have (nothing serious) has suddenly attracted a bunch of new comments and tbh I can only see this as further proof that google search has completely shat the bed

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"hey bud, do you like iceberg lettuce?"

yeah, but I'd say I'm a more of a