Thatbish

Make of me what you wish as i shall always be me

[Thatbish @spjohnson1989]

@RichardsonPaull Yassss

[Thatbish @spjohnson1989]

@RichardsonPaull 😈

[Thatbish @spjohnson1989]

I will Marie Kondo a MF! #youdonotbringmejoy

[Thatbish @spjohnson1989]

@SplisheButtons Sup honey-bun 😘

[Thatbish @spjohnson1989]

@SplisheButtons What Monday? Urgh

[Lish @SplisheButtons]

It is certainly looking like I am going to single FOREVER 🤣 There are some different characters out there!! 👀#singlelife #dating #tinder #pof #wooplus #cheaters #significantothers #married #taken #mychwest

[Thatbish @spjohnson1989]

@SplisheButtons I am absolutely SCREAMIN but wholly feeling attacked as well 😂😂😂😂

[Thatbish @spjohnson1989]

At this point, the only way someone is falling in love with me is if I play the tik tok sound everywhere I go #TikTok #violintransition

[Thatbish @spjohnson1989]

@SikSilk hey can you tell me how long standard delivery is please! I can’t find it on the website at all! TIA

[Thatbish @spjohnson1989]

Some of your husbands will put their dick in anything but you, yet you claim that your relationship is strong... wake up and smell the coffee hun 💅🏽

[Thatbish @spjohnson1989]

I am fully living my....
“I can steal your ‘in the closet’ dad if I want too”
💅🏾

[Thatbish @spjohnson1989]

I don’t know who needs to hear this but.....
stop flirting just because you are bored!
It’s me... I needed to hear this 😬

[Thatbish @spjohnson1989]

Laying in bed wondering if it’s possible to lose 84lb in about 24 minutes... asking for a friend 🐷

[Thatbish @spjohnson1989]

Maybe you should stop texting people first and see how many dead plants you are watering?

[Thatbish @spjohnson1989]

P.S.A
Put jeans on for the first time since before lockdown... they still fit! AND I had an apple today!
So if you see me looking skinny... don’t be alarmed.

[Thatbish @spjohnson1989]

Some of you haven’t grown up with stretch marks and it shows.... I’ve been sunbathing and obvs stretch marks don’t tan... I LOOK LIKE A TIGER ROLL FROM ASDA 😂😂😂😂

[Thatbish @spjohnson1989]

If you EVER wanna be humbled.... come an speak to me ✌🏼

[Thatbish @spjohnson1989]

He fucks me because he WANTS too,
He fucks you because he HAS too, because of that ring on that finger of yours,
WE ARE NOT THE SAME

[Thatbish @spjohnson1989]

Me during lockdown : I should use this time to scroll dating apps, but I’m not looking to fix anyone!
*Swipes right on someone with 15 apparent red flags in their bio*
Me : oh look a project, LOVE a project!

[Starbucks UK @StarbucksUK]

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