Plankton

[Plankton @SPlanktonSW]

Happy New Year, act like I posted this 4 days ago pls

[Plankton @SPlanktonSW]

Y'all aren't gonna believe what I'm having for Thanksgiving

and every other meal...

[Plankton @SPlanktonSW]

We're so back

[Plankton @SPlanktonSW]

I have returned to tell you all to vote Gary in the Bikini Bottom election! If Gary wins, I promise to be more active on here

#GaryGreg25

[Plankton @SPlanktonSW]

I have returned to tell you all to vote Gary in the Bikini Bottom election! If Gary wins, I promise to be more active on here

#GaryGreg25

[Parody | Bikini Bottom News @BBNewsStation]

BREAKING NEWS: It’s time for the Bikini Bottom Election! Vote for who you want to become the next Bikini Bottom President!

[Plankton @SPlanktonSW]

I'm not really leaving. Although, you'd want to leave too if you ate holographic meatloaf everyday

[Plankton @SPlanktonSW]

Goodbye everyone, I'll remember you all in therapy

[Plankton @SPlanktonSW]

@Chalkeater68 @123CatchyMelody @BB_PatrickStar @lNVINCIBLE_ Hmm, now where is this Bop-It Extreme? Y'know, I never thought it'd be this tough trying to find a toy in a toy store

[Plankton @SPlanktonSW]

Goodbye everyone, I'll remember you all in therapy

[Plankton @SPlanktonSW]

GOOD GRIEF, HE'S N*KED!

[Plankton @SPlanktonSW]

Accidentally missed the entirety of Pride Month, love y'all LGBTQ+ folks even if I'm a bit late. Y'all are always welcome to the Chum Bucket

[Plankton @SPlanktonSW]

Oh, goody. Holographic Meatloaf again! When am I gonna get some real food!

[Plankton @SPlanktonSW]

Can't be washed if this acc was never good in the first place

[Plankton @SPlanktonSW]

This is uncomfortable, Krabs (idk what else to tweet, I'm tired)

[Plankton @SPlanktonSW]

Your honor, Eugene Krabs caused permanent, life changing injuries to me. For that, I am looking to sue him for the Krabby Patty Secret Formula

[Plankton @SPlanktonSW]

A fruit cake? For me? You shouldn't have! No, you really shouldn't have.

[Plankton @SPlanktonSW]

My card says 'Discuss the secret ingredient of the Krabby Patty formula.' How interesting.

[Plankton @SPlanktonSW]

COME TO PAPA!

[Plankton @SPlanktonSW]

Gosh, it's hot-

[Plankton @SPlanktonSW]

@EvilSJPlankton @WaltuhMeth @BigNukesStalin Ofc you'd think so, they really don't fit together well tho

[Plankton @SPlanktonSW]

@EvilSJPlankton @WaltuhMeth @BigNukesStalin I've tried it before, twice. It's just an odd combination, they just don't fit together