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#teamroddy

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my coworker said “see you later” to which I answered “only if you can find me” …. like what

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I was about to flip the fnck out then I saw that tiny pill left from Monday and immediately shut up

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I’m at the point in my life where Ken from Toy Story 3 just gave me pantie flutters. Help.

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Toy Story’s got some crazy themes. #imrewatchingthem

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my pjs are in the top drawer so the pj burglar will know where my priorities are

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apparently you can make your own emoji now. how the fuck do I get on that

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“No one’s asking you to swim… you just gotta stay alive” -my direct superior

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I ate 4 donuts my tummy hurts

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Every group chat that I’m in went off last night so I just went to bed

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big plans for my Minecraft zoo

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The vaping commercials telling me not to vape make me want to vape

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Instagram reels know me too well

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The shot heard round the world, RIP Harambe

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The look in my sister’s boyfriend’s eyes when I make her laugh harder than him is something I will always cherish

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Maybe I have too much faith in the duffer bros but I believe. I’m a believer.

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Conformity gate is real and I will die on that hill

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I don’t understand why having no popcorn in our house causes a mental breakdown for me. We’re three days in.

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haven’t slipped in a while.. how can I simulate that

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I’m lowkey actually stressed Stranger Things is going to be bad.

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My granny scored a 212 on wii bowling