splash niggas

[splash niggas @splashniggas]

he might be the blackest man alive

[miia @miiagarro]

we'll try again february 14 2027

[miia @miiagarro]

i’m clingy so can we sleep with ur fingers inside??

[jynx @jynxbby]

what’s a good car to hit a bitch with ?

[jynx @jynxbby]

you can’t gaslight me to make me believe i’m this horrible bitch, you get what you give with me. so if i’m horrible mf you’re terrible

[miia @miiagarro]

can we skip to the part where i’m your wife

[miia @miiagarro]

ngl i be screenshotting his texts when they cute

[miia @miiagarro]

“get a grip”

oh i’ve got a grip honey and it goes crazyyy

[miia @miiagarro]

"you're talking to him again?"

god forbid a girl has no self respect

[miia @miiagarro]

i’m single that man did not love me

[splash niggas @splashniggas]

i know my absence haunts you bitch

[splash niggas @splashniggas]

@DoomsXP didn’t she not even let him crack? tf she jealous for lmao

[splash niggas @splashniggas]

can't lie i like em a lil crazy

[splash niggas @splashniggas]

these new men so sassy at this point fuck it
i was the realest he was the baddest

[splash niggas @splashniggas]

i'm trying to be nonchalant but unfortunately i'm about to go insane

[splash niggas @splashniggas]

men be like “ok, you wanna know the truth” and lie even harder

[splash niggas @splashniggas]

can’t no bitch do it like me fr so idgaf lol

[splash niggas @splashniggas]

my five moods:

1. i don’t care
2. baddie
3. depressed
4. i hate everyone
5. leave me alone

[splash niggas @splashniggas]

when he's getting jumped but his girl best friend can save him

[splash niggas @splashniggas]

"you're too pretty to be single" nah i'm too pretty to be wasting my time on lustful losers who lie and cheat