Splatoon Oregon

Welcome to the Splatoon Oregon Twitter Account, your source for the latest Splatoon news from the Squid Research Lab! We hate you all.

[Splatoon Oregon @SplatoonOR]

This statement is true.

[Splatoon Ohio @SplatoonOH]

Anyone who spoils the story mode will be banished to Ohio. We know who you are, and you’ll wake up in front of the “HELL IS REAL” sign tomorrow, mark our words.

[Splatoon Oregon @SplatoonOR]

Squid Research Lab OR here, we've discovered some incredible imagery of the space of Alterna but something is wrong, these structures are..incomplete. Any ideas, squids and octolings?

[Splatoon Oregon @SplatoonOR]

Wanna know more about your turf war stats? Or just want bragging rights? In #Splatoon3 you can earn various medals from matches! Get medals such as #1 Overall Splatter, #1 Popular Target, #1 Enemy Splatter, and #1 Overall Morber!

[Splatoon Oregon @SplatoonOR]

Squid Research Lab Oregon here! Did you know it was our branches idea to make all the Octarians furry? We choose this to appeal to a broader audience.

[Splatoon Oregon @SplatoonOR]

@SplatoonEN We have an air fryer if you need it

[Splatoon Oregon @SplatoonOR]

@SplatoonWY Yeah, we only have 2 employees now

[Splatoon Oregon @SplatoonOR]

We here at the Splatoon Oregon Research Lab have fired half of our employees due to unionizing, news may be slow, Oregonians.

[Splatoon Missouri @SplatoonMO_]

@BeeHiving_ Alright, I agree that fake testfire dates aren’t funny, and this wasn’t ever mentioned in our gc of splatoons. But to everyone in this thread, these accounts aren’t made to be fake leakers. We’re just having fun posting official news in our own ways. (1/2)

[Splatoon Oregon @SplatoonOR]

Our office wasn't given a direct English translation to the context of this image and our company policy states that Google Translate is "unreliable" so fuck it here's an image of gear in #Splatoon3

[Splatoon Kentucky @SplatoonKY]

A splatoon 3 global testfire? For eel? Join us and the rest of the Squid Research Lab as we continue our development on inkling species, starting on June 2nd!

[Splatoon Oregon @SplatoonOR]

Hey inklings! Squid Research Lab's Oregon branch here, and we've created an account just for Oregon residents! While you wait for more news, remember that #Splatoon3 will be launching onto Nintendo Switch 9/9/2022. Stay fresh!