prince

ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠwe have always been friends

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love

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in my ripe teenage years, i challenged a rival lover to a duel, and when i drew my flintlock to fire, it failed to discharge. the only time my perpetually dysfunctional penis fired was when my godmother manhandled my infant body, dousing my head in the baptismal font. satyriasis.

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time wears thin even the patience of saints

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one of my favourite acts of kindness is helping a mother carry her baby's buggy up or down the stairs

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i am overly prone to being swindled by the homeless because i am pure of heart and trust people for their word all too much

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lászló krasznahorkai

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nothing as dignified. farewell, béla tarr

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"therapy"

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@sionsonoist happy birthday dear ali!

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@reaIsnowhite ačiū

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i trudged into the local corner shop. "bossman, you look like shit today" was my due greeting, as usual. "when do i not?" i answered. i bought myself my first pack of haribo tarantulas out of curiousity and another pint for the sake of it all

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have you ever tried walking without your eyes open, drunkenly sensing anything you can possibly feel without a semblance of touch? i was almost hit by a moving volkswagen golf swerving the corner— i, unaware, tempted fate. jesus and mary chain ��� cut dead blaring in my earphones

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@exitsenses rns

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life is only worth living after a couple of pints

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@xenxoe Lysenkoism?

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@fangedmoomina No.

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@fangedmoomina i blame my antisemitism on you

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@fangedmoomina i have a cider and i toast it to hamas and the PFLP now

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@fangedmoomina i'm joining hamas after this one

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@leavingmecold