shan

world record holder

[shan @splayzzgames]

unoriginal tweet

please give me likes

[Drewbird @Drewbirbo]

@AirBuddDwyer @CrownedCaribou you shat on the floor bro!

[dan hentschel @danghentschel]

WHAT IF THE JOKER WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR 9/11?

New video coming soon.

[ナウル共和国政府観光局（公式） @nauru_japan]

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[shan @splayzzgames]

@kazooexpert @sleppskutt bones

[shan @splayzzgames]

@kazooexpert @Burrito_bean08 pluey bomb

[Frozen Fang @SciissorBlades]

Send another bomb over there yo, they must’ve forgot who the was talking to.

[Robbie @___robbie_____]

kids these don’t know ball

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

Today, Citigroup, the third-largest U.S. bank, made one of the most significant banking typographical errors in history

They meant to send a customer $280 but accidentally sent $81 trillion ($81,000,000,000,000).

[pavlo @LaughterHaver]

my friend: Nah cuz why white people got grandparent names like “gree-graw” and “pip-pip”😭

My alien friend trying to riff:And for why is the purple people named Grimace😂
*awkward silence*

Me, hitting him hard whispering in his ear: do not embarrass me like that again gorlax

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Owen Wilson just performed ‘FE!N’ with Travis Scott.

"I’m feining for more!!!” - Owen Wilson https://t.co/Cm43O15qVV

[shan @splayzzgames]

??? dude i already left i thought you wanted me to.. can i come back tomorrow

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

@splayzzgames

STAY IN LINE!

Republicans: We are doing GREAT! Stay in Line. Do not let them move you.

STAY IN LINE AND VOTE!

#VoteforTrump #VotedforTrump

Reply #stop to opt-out.

[shan @splayzzgames]

@h1mcel my greatest creation

[shan @splayzzgames]

??? the freak did i do

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Congratulations Shannon!

[shan @splayzzgames]

sept. 30: i’m the best date!
oct. 1: no it’s me
oct. 2: uhhhh

[shan @splayzzgames]

did anyone else get a message from this guy…

[shan @splayzzgames]

i HATE birds. if i ever see one i’m gonna beat a hawk to a pulp

[shan @splayzzgames]

@Sooblagoon @NotSoSubtle___ @J_bxb14 @DK_Able @SimplifiedSeth at ease soldier

[shan @splayzzgames]

@AnOriginalUserG i shed a tear reading this

[shan @splayzzgames]

@joshlikespie12 smell o vision