A stressed Jamaican

Fortis 🔮⚪ • Mathematics Teacher 👨🏾‍🏫• Tottenham Hotspurs

[A stressed Jamaican @spleeak]

I always say, life hard ennuh.. but life in a JAMAICA, UNNECESSARILY HARD

[ً @artfuIchaos]

I love people who naturally just have morals, manners, self awareness, common sense and consideration.

[Cousin Stizz @CousinStizz]

Everyday I become a man of fewer words

[Shrimpdon🦐 @shrimpdon_]

gabriel missing the penalty to decide the ucl final is such fitting end to arsenal's season, the haters won

[Sash @sashedelic]

Calling it terrorism is insulting to terrorists

[Billie @Billie_T]

Gabriel missing a pen is the best possible ending to this fucking shit season. Hold that

[Mauroy @mauroytweets]

Arsenal tears today. We rejoice

[Air Fryers' PR Consultant @theonlysabriena]

Guh a school people. Get a skill, a degree or a certificate.

[Jake. @YedIin]

Kinsky bro we ain’t seen a redemption arc like this since Jesus was resurrected

[A stressed Jamaican @spleeak]

That if you can’t feel internal satisfaction for your accomplishments then no amount of external gratification will make you feel whole

[EDOSE✨ @iam_biglad1]

As you got older what did you realise?

[Merchant @lancebrown19]

A lot of adults don’t have purpose and are followers for the most part. Don’t follow the mass take time chisel your way in mastering something for yourself.

[Billie @Billie_T]

Being a spurs fan is like having a terminal disease where you don’t even get to die at the end

[Ari @BigBattyVulpix]

Some really brilliant Jamaicans have developed a site to help us hold the person's responsible for spending our tax dollars ACCOUNTABLE.

If you ever need a reminder of how much foolery gwaan in the past decade ON BOTH SIDES:

https://t.co/Fp4UcrCU05

[A stressed Jamaican @spleeak]

Speed ordered and in 2 secs Mumma pull the Patty from under the table.

Watch me and Tastee worker dem next time

[dead @_xnes]

ute deh claim say him like ooman but idk bro me nuh feel ee dawg heart inna it…. performative ✋🏿😔✋🏿

[PetroJam @MaestroCavalli]

Hey unnu stop send the pickney dem a school thats out of parish..

Why this girl a tell me her son live inna North Manchester n dem place the youth at Edwin Allen.

3 taxi the man affi tek fi reach school.

Wake at 4am.

Him can't learn nothing!!!!

[Shamye @Terrizle]

Full time we abolish paying fitness. No way me a pay fitness fi drive pon them road here.

Matter of fact, the government should be paying me fi drive pon them road yah.

[Essentially Krys ✨ @shanksrxx_]

Is it me or the gas lighter ? Like it nah stay in the car for 2 weeks anymore

[Boogie @nnboogie]

The teachers don't want more mugs, lotion, tumblers and notebooks for Teachers Day. Some useful things would be best. Phone powerbanks, bluetooth speakers, projectors, electric kettle, microwave are a few good ideas.

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they're having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

[DK 🇿🇦 @ditebogomailula]

“if the success of my team cannot make me happy then the tears of my rivals will do the job” 😭🙏🏾