Spleenly

Lightly dark deeply shallow tragic comedy with occasional smut. Opinions expressed are no one's, least of all my own. Unreal with feels.

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Wait, I think I found some conflicting information on here.

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@NuckChorris16 Dude won't even pay for Grammarly.

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@seedless61 Iconic

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Same @ over on Bluesky if you're missing that sweet spleenly cream in your coffee.

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I got the "X" this morning and deleted the app from my phone. Catch you on the flip side.

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Hanging in while it's still retro on my phone, then probably bye.

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Elon Musk personally controls 53% of all operating satellites.

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"I can fix him"

Vet tech: that's why we're here, doctor.

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Tradwife implies the existence of 7 tradchildred and 49 tradgrandchildren.

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...and over here is an office dedicated to not being caught coordinating directly with our superpac.

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How come everyone is coughing in the Walmart back-to-school section.

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@pundmentlyflawd The kingdom tends to interpret "protect our people wherever they are" rather broadly.

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This vaguely threatening promotion on a platform they partially own takes me back to the free "informative" literature they provided to social studies classrooms in the 80s.

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Buying lumber and returning it on a receipt from 90 days ago for some temporal cellulosic arbitrage.

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Just paid $14 for an incandescent lightbulb. Thomas Edison is laughing up at me from hell.

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My toilet appears to be quinoa intolerant.

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Hanging in while it's still retro on my phone, then probably bye.

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Scientists hope to have them swimming in your eyeballs by Christmas.

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

A female microscopic roundworm that spent the last 46,000 years in suspended animation deep in the Siberian permafrost has been revived and has started having babies in a laboratory dish. https://t.co/3h5kLxyqR6

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@joannadetricci See, you get it.

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Working neither smarter nor harder but a secret third way.

[inspector ratchet @_hood_mona_lisa]

I am here to cultivate an online presence most wretched and foul and like, super silly

[LowBudgetMuthafucka @LowBudgetMofo]

Texas with that sweet school to for profit prison pipeline