Retired paralegal and office manager at Carrico Law Office, Gate City, VA; lover of cats; cat mom to Esquire, a rescued Maine Coon, who went OTRB 11/03/25.
Men will be Men...
A sexy Irish blonde at a Casino seemed a little intoxicated 😎
She bet 20,000 euros on a single Roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel Luckier when I'm nude."
With that, she removed her clothes, rolled the dice and yelled:
"Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
As the Dice came to a stop, she jumped and yelled:
"Yes, Yes, I Won.. I won.."
She hugged each dealer, picked up her winnings and clothes and left.
The dealers gazed at each other, dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked:
"What number rolled on the dice?"
The other:
"I don't know, I thought you were watching."
Moral of the story:
1. Not all drunks are drunk.
2. Not all Blondes are dumb.
3. But all Men are Men.
The @Unitedcajunnavy has an assessment team in Venezuela gathering ground truth and Intel for a possible deployment. We are in touch with the foreign ministry to gain clearance for American volunteers. Thanks @NewsNation and @EVargasTV for checking in! 🫡💪🇺🇸
Cancer has a strange appetite, and we've known about it for a century.
Most cancer cells burn glucose at a furious rate. Even with oxygen to spare, even when there are more efficient options, they keep fermenting sugar. Otto Warburg spotted it in the 1920s, and it shows up so reliably across so many tumours that it carries his name: the Warburg Effect.
It's reliable enough that we hunt tumours with it. A PET scan injects a tagged form of glucose and watches where it pools. It pools in the tumour, because the tumour is gulping sugar faster than anything around it.
The cancer lights up on the screen because it's hungry for one thing in particular.
Which raises the obvious question. If tumours lean this hard on sugar, can that be used against them?
It's one of the most active questions in cancer research, and the honest answer is "not simply." Your body guards its blood sugar fiercely and will build glucose out of protein if you stop eating carbs, so you can't diet a tumour into starvation. Cancer is craftier than that, and some tumours just switch fuels.
So there's no cure hiding in plain sight here. But it's a real and unsettling vulnerability, and there's something quietly chilling in it: the most dangerous cells in the body have a favourite food, and we can already watch them eat it.
What I've learned from World Cup travelers this week.
- Apparently the US is the only country with A/C
- Other countries don't use seasoning on their food
- You can only buy a gallon of milk in the USA
- You have to pay for a 2nd or 3rd pop at a restaurant outside of America. No free refills
- They love to party just like us and boy are they fun!
- Only we do flyovers before games
- America's spring is hotter than Europe's summer
-We have a lot to learn when it comes to soccer chants
- Ranch Dressing is a delicacy to be treasured
- Their media lies to them just like ours does to us
Can we keep em?
It's time for:
" Flower's Fwyday Funnies! "
- What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
* A candy baa!
- What do you get if you cross a gold colored dog with a telephone?
* A golden receiver!
- What did the cat say on the smartphone?
* Can you hear meow?
- Why don’t cats like online shopping?
* They prefer a cat-alogue!
- What do you call it when Alpacas sing?
* Alpaca-pella!
- Why is a bee’s hair always sticky?
* Because it uses a honeycomb!
- What do you call 100 rabbits walking backward?
* A receding hare line!
He he he!
Attacking @ScottPresler is career suicide! Scott has more support than most politicians could ever dream of. @LeaderJohnThune I would highly suggest you make a public apology to Scott or your political career is over.
Actually, nevermind. We're done with apologies. Your actions were loud and clear. The American people will show you how much we support Scott.
I call for the immediate removal of John Thune as Senate Leader.
Not only for the way he treated Scott but also for his refusal to bring the Save America Act to a vote.
Thune is a corrupted DC swamp creature who deceives the American people daily.
REMOVE THUNE!!
🚨Major Colonoscopy Study Reveals Surprising Result
Doctors long said colonoscopies prevent cancer. Every year, 15 million Americans get screened.
But what this study uncovered might make you think twice before you step into that exam room.
I CAN'T WAIT to see what President Trump meant when he posted, "The communists are finally making their move. I've been waiting and preparing for this for a long time." What does he have up his sleeve?
A group of senior citizens were sitting around talking about their ailments.
“My arms are so weak, I can hardly hold this cup of coffee,” said one.
“Yes, I know. My cataracts are so bad, I can’t even see my coffee,” replied another.
“I can’t turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck,” said the third, to which several nodded weakly in agreement.
“My blood pressure pills make me dizzy,” claimed another.
“I guess that’s the price we pay for getting old,” winced an old man as he shook his head.
“Well, it’s not that bad,” said one woman cheerfully.
“Thank God we can all still drive.”
Dropped my son off at camp this morning.
His teacher caught me at the door and said he's been "providing unsolicited peer feedback" during group projects.
I asked what that means.
She said he told his group their poster board plan "doesn't make sense" and that they should "just start with the hard part first."
She said they're working on "collaborative communication."
My son was standing right there.
He looked up at me and said, "Dad, they wanted to color first and write second."
I looked at the teacher.
She looked at the floor.
He was right. You don't color first.
Make common sense common again.
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🚨 HELL YES! The resolution committee for the South Dakota GOP just voted IN FAVOR of censuring John Thune
This is Thune’s HOME STATE.
He’s in BIG trouble in 2028 if he doesn’t get the freaking SAVE America Act passed!
KEEP UP THE PRESSURE!
Great work @ScottPresler!
We can all learn from Marged's philosophy on work.
Marged has never done a day's work in her life, and she has transformed every field she has stood in.
She turned a waterlogged paddock that had beaten two consultants and six years into open worked earth, because she wanted to root. She cleared the couch grass nobody could shift, because she wanted to eat it. She dug a wallow that will fill with insects and bring the swallows, because she wanted to be cool.
Marged does not labour. She follows her own comfort with total commitment, and it keeps turning out that the comfortable thing and the useful thing are, for a pig in the right place, the very same thing.
There is a lesson in that for anyone grinding joylessly at work that helps no one. Find the thing you would do anyway. Then do it where it counts.
Be like Marged. Follow your nose. Leave the ground better than you found it.
Denmark 🇩🇰
Now Greece 🇬🇷
🚨BREAKING: Greece announced that it will close 60 mosques across the country and deport those who continue to illegally build Islamic religious spaces.
Greece is fighting against the Islamization of Europe.
Do you support it?
The Obama Presidential Library is getting ROASTED…🤣
“It looks like a ROCK.” 🪨
“It looks like a PENCIL SHARPENER.” ✏️
“He should name a STAIRCASE after Biden.” 👴🏻
And yes… we also found the Nancy Pelosi Bathrooms 🚻 and a Women’s Garden with NO flowers. 🥀🤣
Which line got you the most? 👇
🔻THEY TOLD YOU THE RESET WASN'T REAL. THEY LIED.
June 24, 2026. The Federal Reserve building went dark. Not a drill. Not a test.
The same building where they hid **$847 TRILLION** in offshore accounts. The same building where they planned to collapse the dollar by SEPTEMBER 2026. The same building that funded every shadow operation and engineered crisis of the last century.
But something went WRONG for them. Their timeline was shattered.
On **JUNE 22, 2026 at 03:47 AM**, a classified military convoy arrived at the Eccles Building in Washington D.C. They bypassed local security. They disabled the internal cameras. They brought THREE FOLDERS.
**Folder 1: OPERATION RESET-ALPHA**
- Started: January 3, 2024
- Classified: Level 9 (above Presidential)
- Mission: Dismantle the fiat debt-slavery system in 72 HOURS
**Folder 2: PROTOCOL QUANTUM-FINANCE**
- Activated: June 22, 2026
- Connected to: XRP Ledger, Military Blockchain Audit, ISO 20022
- Implementation: IMMEDIATE and IRREVERSIBLE
**Folder 3: EXECUTIVE DECLASSIFICATION ORDER 2026-89**
- Signed: June 25, 2026
- Content: EVERYTHING about the Federal Reserve's crimes
- Distribution: Global, unredacted, no escape for the guilty
HERE'S WHAT'S HAPPENING RIGHT NOW BEHIND CLOSED DOORS:
The mainstream media told you all 32 major banks passed the "stress test." That was the COVER STORY. The real test was survival against a system that is bleeding them dry. **$167 BILLION** was paid out by the Fed in a desperate attempt to keep the doors open while the system is quietly drained by the White Hats.
On **JULY 4, 2026**, the SWIFT system will be REPLACED. Not reformed. Not updated. REPLACED entirely by a quantum-secure network they cannot manipulate.
**$340 BILLION** already transferred to the new system.
**47 OFFICIALS** already in military custody at undisclosed locations.
**12 COUNTRIES** already signed the agreement (you weren't told, but you will see the effects soon).
I have been told by a contact inside the Treasury: "The gold is secured. The assets are locked. The fiat system is officially running on fumes."
The media is SILENT because they're part of it. They are terrified. They know what happens when the public finally finds out their money was stolen to fund wars that never existed.
You thought nothing was happening. You thought they won. You were watching the movie they wanted you to see. But the script has been flipped.
The old system is dead. The new system is already running in the background.
Watch the water. Watch the banks. Watch the sudden "retirements" of CEOs.
LEVEL 9. PROTOCOL QUANTUM-FINANCE.
OPERATION RESET-ALPHA. MOCKINGBIRD-COMPLETE.
Executive Order 14411. Executive Declassification Order 2026-89.
RESERVE-RESET-167B
CURRENCY-COLLAPSE-2026
NESARA-ACTIVATION-0704
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Went to Bank of America, bank closest to me to exchange a ripped $100 bill. Remembered my grandma telling me in 1998 this is what you do if that happens. The teller is an asian who barely speaks English. Looks at the bill shuttering—“No we can no help you!” Mkay.
Still looking at me like I’m an alien.
I said “well that’s the way it’s done. Is there another way? Banks take ripped money as long as serial number is good is what Ive always known?”
“No no we don’t do dis!”
I’m about to walk out and a white teller summons me over to her counter and exchanges the bill. “Have a nice day!” She says
It’s lack of basic common cultural Norms like this that piss me off