Pharm. Splendour

Worshipper.
Pharmacist.
Health writer.
Public health advocate.

[Sam Ekpewheni @MadProfitGuy]

What if you do something like this:

I know you've never thought about it, so follow me till the end.

Register your business name with a Bulk SMS provider... say WuraGoLD Ventures.

Now, instead of communicating only through WhatsApp, your customer places an order and receives this as a text carrying your business name:

WuraGoLD Ventures

Your order GOLD-1356G (2-piece Necklace Set) has been confirmed and is being prepared for shipment.

A few hours or days later...

Beep!

WuraGoLD Ventures

Your order GOLD-1356G is now on its way and is scheduled for delivery today (28/06/2026). For enquiries, kindly call 08109038888.

The customer receives the package.

And a few minutes later...

Beep!

WuraGoLD Ventures

Thank you for shopping with us. We hope you love your purchase. Should you have any questions or complaints, kindly reach out to us on WhatsApp.

And that's it.

That's it.

Three simple messages that look like a big deal to the customer.

But the entire "paparazzi" costs less than N 50.

Registering with most Bulk SMS providers is even free.

See the interesting part:

The product you sold has not changed.

The necklace is still the same.

And even the delivery bike is still the same.

You may even still be the only person running this whole thing.

But something has changed dramatically.

And that's the Customer's Perception.

The moment those messages arrive, this is what unconsciously happens in the customer's mind:

"Wow... I thought I was just chatting with one lady on WhatsApp."

"This business is actually organized."

"They have systems."

"There must be people processing orders behind the scenes."

"These people look reliable."

And unending applause from the customer, behind you.

The customer didn't inspect your office.

She didn't ask how many staff you have.

But experienced your process...

And her brain filled in the blanks.

It is actually one of the most powerful principles in business psychology:

People judge the quality of your business by the quality of the experience you create.

Packaging your business isn't only about having a beautiful logo.

Or renting an expensive shop and shaking bumbum to advertise on social media.

Customers don't buy with logic alone.

They buy with emotion, then justify it with logic.

Before someone says:

"Their products are good", their subconscious has already decided, "These people look like they know what they are doing."

And that feeling matters.
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@MadProfitGuy Lies

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@cedathewiper_ @Milare_rash But na you dem dey follow talk nah

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Nkechi said she’s covered by the blood of Jesus so she doesn’t need any vaccine. But Nkechi has forgotten that God gave us doctors too. Faith and medicine are not enemies, they are teammates.

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Have you gotten the HPV vaccine? If not, what is stopping you? And when are you planning to get it?

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@Mmbina231 @peculiarchichii The comment I have been looking for. ✅

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@GbengaWemimo Hmmmmm.

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@ambuikem No be you go tell me wetin I go do. 🌚

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@Prezain_LJ Through wisdom is a house built, and by understanding it is established.

[Pharm. Splendour @SplenDee_Mak]

@Prezain_LJ She was wrong to have gone ahead to respond to your mom, and in a rude manner too. She was also wrong to have involved her siblings. That was so childish of her.
She should have at least, waited for u.
I'll say, let the heat calm, then probably call both parties & talk it out.

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@Ausbones @joyful_oma What's last office?

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#NewProfilePic

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@one_Olami @iamqueenese @truebenny001 @rachaelbereba Hmmm

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@KvngInnit @Row_Haastrup Yes

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@Prichly @Mr_Husky1 I see

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@Prichly @Mr_Husky1 You were being serious??? 😳

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@Prichly @Mr_Husky1 😂😂
I get the sarcasm

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@itzchristunique Why go stay the week at his house when you both aren't married in the first place??

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@drsly01 😂😂😂

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@YojuKunle @GbengaWemimo 🤣🤣🤣
Kumbelebe.
Na lie.
Me wey value instructions like anything coz I hate sorry story.