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[mil @splendornights]

just had the best pull of any card pack yet

[ela @macktwirl]

#remembering the time chernymack was put in a line together after a long time and during pre game warm ups they collided so hard that they both fell and everyone was like how will they be able to find each other on ice when they couldn’t even see the other coming 😭😭

[ela @macktwirl]

the youngest person to chirp and “waah waah” to a grown ass man just turned 20 btw 😭😭

[julia @juumelo_]

I love daydrinking & watching sports & being beautiful

[Cal @SinclairMonaco]

Dudes be like you’re a great girl and I love spending time with you but I think my next hinge match could be my wife

[🪩✨ tenaya ✨🪩 @okayblistenup]

BYEEEEE this just hit my tl 😂 idc Austin’s funny asf for this 😭😭

[ella🦎 @ella__j24]

Hockey is like. The only game for you if you have a shit attention span. You can literally never go back nothing moves like puck

[celia @vinylfolklore]

growing up with taylor swift is the best thing that’s ever happened to me

[☿ @mercurialsarah]

men hate it when we call them girl like damn sorry bitch

[‎ً @eklundism]

last day to retweet this

[mil @splendornights]

and actually dating men in their 30s might be worse than the ones in their 20s because they’re grown as hell and still act the same

[Zabby ♡ @Africanzabby]

dating older or younger don’t even matter no more everybody stupid

[🪽 @xomoonloverxo]

God forbid I speak to a man ever again .

[A 🇦🇪 @tutututuulip]

Telling a woman, you love her while treating her like she means nothing is emotional abuse.

[anuj @anujistired]

i love how we all get played by the people who were interested first

[mil @splendornights]

doing the lords work (converting non hockey fans into die hard sharks fans)

[👑 • @4lwayshigh]

sometimes i read a text and think omg what a psycho and then press send

[˖ Ridhima ˖᯽ ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

The reason margaritas taste so good is because they are a spiritually safe drink

They have a salt circle that wards off evil

[mak @matchageekbar]

my boobs are so big because they have to protect my fragile heart

[m 🧚🏻‍♀️ @spelunky_]

never felt more seen in my life

[˖ Ridhima ˖᯽ ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

my deepest sexual fantasy is someone who loves me so intentionally that my nervous system learns for the first time that staying is safe