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guh

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@swagsilly1629 gape farts =/= farts !!!

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@TheDunkCentral @KeithSmithNBA @DetroitPistons 👀

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@tjlehm34 @4nt1p4tt3rn when the day of the pillow comes, you will go first

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Women do be playing softball

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I'm the designated survivor for sexist shop talk in my workplace

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What if instead of it being Jiro dreams of sushi, it was Jiro dreams of sucking and its just an old Japanese guy who's haunted by gay thoughts

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I like that peanuts is just penis + nuts

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birds and bees be fucking?!?

[Nazi Jokes @NaziJokes11]

"I'm warning you, I'll turn this thing around!" - angry pilot #funny #LOL

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Animals are so funny #funny #LOL

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Using CRISPR to make my kid fat, autistic and albino

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@MencianLegalism Filtered

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It looks gross. ew

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Looking into pig farming

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Whose your daddy?
Your father, and he works very hard for you down at the plant.

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Guh.
Guh?
Guh...
Guh?
Guh!

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I have 21 spam bots following me. They're all women and they want me. Sexually.

[Brownfield Ag News @brownfield]

Watch this @Ohiosoycouncil Voice of Soy TV, featuring @grownextgen and @educationproj, to learn about the GrowNextGen Ambassador program.

[Worldly @WorldlyHQ]

If you are interested in the future of modern onion farming, like and retweet massively.