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Descendant of immigrants like all Americans except for the original ones

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@dbongino And you’re still sucking his twitter dick (that he doesn’t/can’t read)

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@Acyn Yup. I walked into the pharmacy and picked up my amoxicillin and they gave me $38 bucks

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@FBIDirectorKash @FBI Where’s your “girlfriend” from again?

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@newrepublic @mehdirhasan Was that hole named Erika?

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@atrupar The party led by a guy convicted of fraud?

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@Mollyploofkins Hopefully he’s manifesting it

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@atrupar Or prove that there’s enough election fraud to justify the save act. The lack of elementary reasoning is amazing

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@nickfromnorwood @FlavorFlav So Nick ask yourself this, how come no christian or country music artist is doing anything like what Flavors doing? Maybe you have to re-evaluate a few things

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@LucasSa56947288 There’s tryptophan in the country of Turkey too?

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@gillibrandny Wow. Just crucial. What would we do without this BS

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@Acyn Look at this wimp. So desperate for an ass to kiss his factory settings have him kissing the last one he can remember

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@ProjectLincoln Put a fuckin muzzle on Schumer and the rest of the pussies and stop listening to know it all recently ex republicans scrambling for a new home

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@RapidResponse47 @POTUS Hope you didn’t get all the bugs out of his new 15 year old plane

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@SenSchumer Go find Mitch you old cunt

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@WhiteHouse @POTUS Everything he touches turns to shit

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@DHSgov Given a CDL? That’s a lengthy application and testing process. Nobody gets handed a CDL dumbass

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@MeghanMcCain It only gets excused by your side if it’s against a child

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@SenTedCruz How very socialist of you but what else should we have expected from a Cuban

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@LucasSa56947288 Like Matt Gaetz didn’t exist

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@johnrockshomes Just consider yourself lucky that you didn’t get a blindfold, cigarette and last meal traitor. STFU