Lil

[Lil @spliffbunni]

Buying my food and paying for my gas to come see you is bare minimum next question

[Lil @spliffbunni]

I wish we could have babies in like 3 months instead of 9 like that’s so scary and hard moms are so cool

[shimmerbitch @shimm3rbug]

Last night was a silent movie

[Lil @spliffbunni]

Does anyone else feel like this Mormon wives intro WAS HORRIBLE why did they do Jen like that

[Lil @spliffbunni]

@sleepytori_ Love this

[Lil @spliffbunni]

@shimm3rbug Okay good

[Lil @spliffbunni]

So be honest did yall see me like him like that or was I cool abt it?

[Lil @spliffbunni]

I feel like I’m just roasting myself at this point. Like majority of my experiences are just actually a sick roast ritual formed by me in alternate universes

[nacho @nachoeveryday]

Woke up and her titty was out of the tank top. Gonna be a good day.

[ً @artfuIchaos]

If you’re tryna be funny, just make sure you’re funnier than me before i get started.

[a @aallleeexxxxxx1]

im just not really at a place in my life right now where i can be someone’s girlfriend or employee

[Lil @spliffbunni]

The only thing keeping me together rn is rewatching vampire diaries

[kidi @kidibillion]

You smell like weed " okkkkk. And you smell like you missed the session tf😭😂

[every day i wake up @naughzyeighted]

“do you have a boyfriend?” i have a bomb strapped to my chest actually

[Lil @spliffbunni]

I really think we need to stop normalizing nude lipstick. It’s just not cute.

[miri @mishtimere]

women complimenting you is equivalent to getting blessed by angels

[𝓡𝓪𝓷𝓭𝔂🪐🪄 @Iam_randy07]

The day I smoke a blunt on the balcony of a home I own, I might shed a tear because I'll know I finally made it

[Lil @spliffbunni]

Female rage at its brightest today wbu

[CHANEL MURDER @ChanelMurder]

get to the point when you talking to me