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What a stupid time to be alive. Learned to code. DMs earn a block. 🇺🇸

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@memeticks Comedy gold!

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@RepJimmyGomez Blow it out your ass.

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@AlexBerenson Wow. What a 💩thing to say.

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@ArynneWexler @jtLOL

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@SarahisCensored $83,333? Was he getting paid by Burisma?

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@itslinklauren You made #1 @SteveDeaceShow

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@Moonlighhy That was amazing.

The first time I heard this piece was on bassoon.

https://t.co/HXYR16NiR3

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@emzanotti I have a difficult time believing a “hospital employee” would release that kind of information. Not that it’s not possible (stranger things have happened).

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@FactsAboutTexas That’s a good price, but I have enough guns.

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@PretzelLogic @ym_chz Thief but no felonies (yet). Underachiever.

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@_vmlops

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@CJGRISHAM Is the tiger ok?

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@RepBrianFitz @jimgeraghty You sure about that, sport?

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@SteveInman Can’t wait for the “boo-yah!”

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@PolitiBunny I’m a guy and I don’t know much about skin care, but I gotta say, you have one of the best gif games around. 😂😂😂

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@SwedishCanary Bacon lined coffin.

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@TeaPartyOGs Would not put it past him.

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@JonnyMicro Seventh grade, someone found a dead baby hammerhead shark washed up on the beach. The teacher dissected it in front of the class. Awesome!

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@DenverGregg @VodkaPundit I’d say GMTA, but that would be a ridiculously obvious lie. 😂😂

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@janiczek_m @DLoesch If only there was a way to avoid it. 🤔