SplinkyFunnies (?)

Maybe it was for the best.

August 4th, 2025 - January 1st, 2026

[SplinkyFunnies (?) @splinkyfunnies]

Happy new years.

[danihater69 @danihater69]

@PolarCubYT (ur dms are off mb if you dont like being @'ed for this stuff) you might already know of my FNF fanmod on you since you've replied to it before (dani's remaining empathy) and were working on a new version of the main song. would you ever consider VAing for it please?

[SplinkyFunnies (?) @splinkyfunnies]

@thirtyfaker @vinnbitt @splinksplonks I dont like that guy.

[SplinkyFunnies (?) @splinkyfunnies]

I've been led astray.

[SplinkyFunnies (?) @splinkyfunnies]

The petals of the flower that lay on my grave have wilted away l.

[SplinkyFunnies (?) @splinkyfunnies]

My revival shall be sacred.

[SplinkyFunnies (?) @splinkyfunnies]

I've got a grasp on reality.

[SplinkyFunnies (?) @splinkyfunnies]

Digging out of the grave.

Stay tuned for my return.

[SplinkyFunnies (?) @splinkyfunnies]

what time is it?

[SplinkyFunnies (?) @splinkyfunnies]

It is me, the mother of SplinkyFunnies, we will be hosting his funeral in around 2 weeks. SplinkyFunnies was found hanging under a bridge, and I don't miss my son very much.

[SplinkyFunnies (?) @splinkyfunnies]

is this it? is this really life? no! this isnt life, this isnt anything even representing life! but its life for me! its pretty pathetic, but its all ive got! i know what youre saying "wow thats pretty sad" yeah it is fucking sad i dont get to go out and-

[SplinkyFunnies (?) @splinkyfunnies]

THATS THE WAY IT IS; THATS THE WAY ITS ALWAYS GONNA BE! THERES NO CHANGE! THERES NO FUTURE! THERE IS NO PAST! THE PRESENT IS A JOKE EVERYTHING IS HELL! MY LIFE IS HELL! THIS IS THE WORST THING A HUMAN BEING COULD EVER GO THROUGH!!!

[SplinkyFunnies (?) @splinkyfunnies]

made with spite, hatred and every bit of unoriginality, every bit of stolen valor and undeserved praise that you stand for.

[SplinkyFunnies (?) @splinkyfunnies]

Happy new years.

[SplinkyFunnies (?) @splinkyfunnies]

the only part of this that was true was me trying to keep this running as long as i can and that id end it with a bang
its insane how much you can get away with on this app

[SplinkyFunnies (?) @splinkyfunnies]

hi, wildo here. i have a shit ton of pre-made splinky funnies shit i know you fucks will gobble up like slop, so lets make this fun
im gonna keep this account going as long as i can til 2026.
idk how ill do it but
but im ending the funnies with a mf bang.

[SplinkyFunnies (?) @splinkyfunnies]

Im wildogoon and im dumb and stpid brapba