Splinter

spawned in 2000; she/her, MtF; pfp done by @KajiruKitsune

[Splinter @splinter_da_rat]

Cheese

[Guitar Gods Unleashed @gguworld]

This is an acoustic guitar. It sounds like a medieval hurdy-gurdy.

Japanese inventor Keizo Ishibashi made a crank attachment that spins two rosined rings to bow four strings at once.

No electronics. Nothing modifying the guitar. Genius or too strange to catch on?

[N Y Λ N N I E ニャニ @NYAANNIEE]

PLEASE DO NOT watch this video
i lost a bet to my chat 😭 (IM WARNING YOU)

[Ivy 🩵 @Ivorygh0st]

Trans butches without bottom surgery are still women and should be treated as such with no expectation of them topping. In fact, you should cuddle a trans butch today and compliment her style and her sense of whimsy and then also, if she wants, make her the little spoon in your cuddling time. She can choose the show you tune out in the background as you fall asleep, as is the right of every pretty girl.

[dolli @NWJNZCOMEBACK]

does anyone else get horny off of getting ur partner horny

[maeve ~ @miaaowing]

matching cat ears work with EVERY outfit i wish i could wear them 24/7

[Ivy 🩵 @Ivorygh0st]

So let's see. You woke me up correctly, by using your mouth. So that's a gold star. You made me breakfast and lunch. That's a gold star. You sent me lewd photos, so that gets a gold star. You greeted me with a mocktail, dinner and head. So that's a gold star. And you were the best little stress reliever right now. So one more gold star. So you get a special day. Either a Dumb Day, or a Worship your God day. Which do you want? Of course I will choose. Let's go with a day of worship. Yeah that's what you were hoping I would pick.

[Splinter @splinter_da_rat]

@Zeroawen Meanwhile me in my partners pocket :3

[kira 💽 @torchedbyangels]

me grabbing Amanda Holliday's ashes so I can throw them at Crow when he pisses me off

[Rat 🎀 @ichewthings]

he’s having fun

[Salt ♡ @saltsig]

Nobody even knows what the symptoms are. If a fidget toy was all I needed I wouldn't feel the need to tear my head open and smash my brain with a baseball bat every day

[Nephy @cillahpeN]

Genuinely the best gift I can receive in 99% of cases

[sylvie 🌱 @sylvie_txt]

the old lady in question

[RemiWuppyDoggie ! @RemiWuppyDoggie]

car rides can be so relaxing,,, it rocks her to sleep like a baby,, she wont even be tired but put her in a car n she'll pass out

[digital wolf girl 🐺🐾 @DOGWH0RE]

need a pervert to come sit in my lap and replace this toy... 💜

[Loafy @transmeatloaf]

"Benson's gonna be so fucking pissed"

[Ananya🪷 @ananya_pvtpf]

subs be like: "meanie" "bully" "pervert" but press their legs together so you don't see how needy that makes them

[🦴 blossom 🦴 @twink_death]

these are gonna hit the tgirl community like crack

[Vivian @suchnerve]

I still think my favorite way to check for consent is to tauntingly say something like “Use your words. You’ll have to ask me for what you want.”