TheSplinteredChair

A fully improvised comedy horror podcast about Splintered Chair Industries: The worst place you've never worked.

[TheSplinteredChair @SplinteredChair]

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We're back with season 2 of everyone's favourite fully improvised #podcast

Give it a listen, then like, subscribe and share. Legal demand it.

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[TheSplinteredChair @SplinteredChair]

Dear diary, as I look at this picture I know I killed her. Why me, why now?

[TheSplinteredChair @SplinteredChair]

This is a fairly horrendous, borderline misogynist question, that reduces incredibly talented actors to the hormonal urges of... it's Jessica Rabbit. The answer is Jessica Rabbit

[Emir Han @RealEmirHan]

what’s a good female acting performance where she is sexy?

I’ll start:

[TheSplinteredChair @SplinteredChair]

@Exploding_Heads We're occasionally number 3 in Finland. It's a badge of honour.

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The staff are back in tomorrow. Yes, we're bringing them in for one day and then giving them two days off. We like to mess with them.

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Happy birthday to all who are celebrating

[TheSplinteredChair @SplinteredChair]

If those 7 Tory MPs are looking for a new job, we need some new interns.

[TheSplinteredChair @SplinteredChair]

Just saying, if our directors suspend someone for 90 days there's usually a gibbet involved.

[TheSplinteredChair @SplinteredChair]

Tories: Our ex-leader is going to cause chaos and embarrassment to the party.

SNP: Hold our haggis

[TheSplinteredChair @SplinteredChair]

And immediately the constituents of Uxbridge and South Ruislip see a 40% uplift in parliamentary representation taking place.

[BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking]

Former UK PM Boris Johnson to step down as a Conservative MP with immediate effect after receiving Partygate report https://t.co/sJUtUKKqiZ

[TheSplinteredChair @SplinteredChair]

We have an opening, Dom. Just shout.
Not like that.

[BBC Politics @BBCPolitics]

Dominic Raab to stand down as MP at next election https://t.co/E1rG9DvtPr

[TheSplinteredChair @SplinteredChair]

How much do you love your country?

Enough to wrestle a badger with your bare hands?

To change the labels round on regular coffee and decaf?

To do more than chat to Phil in accounts and instead go and seek wisdom from the HR Walrus?

By order of Legal, stand up and be counted.

[National Conservatism @NatConTalk]

How much do you love your country?

Enough to tweet under your own name?

To change your child's school to one that is less woke?

To do more than chat to your friends who already agree with you at dinner parties?

For heaven's sake, man, stand up and be counted.

-@Miss_Snuffy

[TheSplinteredChair @SplinteredChair]

Splintered.FMs own Selwyn Armchair has offered to take over from Holly or Phil if the situation can't be resolved. He's cheap too- a pack of frazzles and the ocassional bottle of lambrusco.
#GetSellyontheTelly

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Turns out C3PO stands for Charles III - Professional Overlord. #Coronation

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Our new CEO has been sworn in. God Save the CEO

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A reminder to all those using the canteen polling station:

Your instagram profile pic is not valid ID.
Your Facebook pic is valid if you don't have a twibbon.
Your twitter pic is ok if you have a blue tick.
Your Myspace pic is acceptable. Embarassing, but acceptable.

[TheSplinteredChair @SplinteredChair]

Hope Camilla's a good driver. The one on the right hasn't put her seatbelt on.

[TheSplinteredChair @SplinteredChair]

We regular have a Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly.

By the way, we need more interns.

[TheSplinteredChair @SplinteredChair]

Yes. That's the whole point.

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

Greener flights will cost more, says industry https://t.co/zGo4PxS6Lv

[TheSplinteredChair @SplinteredChair]

Advice for #WorldTheatreDay

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We forgot to post this last week. No one cared. Welcome to the internet.

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