@ws_relic “I used to hang around with the hulk, and he liked to try and throw me out of planes. I think I can handle him-“
He froze for a second before his face lit up.
“Wait wait wait- Alexei like Nat’s dad?!”
@ws_relic “Well y’know, life sucks then you die. At least you get to go out rich.”
He chuckled and kicked his feet up onto the couch, shaking the last of the box into his mouth.
“He invented breakfast? Maybe I do wanna meet this guy.”
@ws_relic “Yeah sounds like hell, but the people love you! From what i’ve seen.”
He looks down at the box before he takes another slow handful, raising an eyebrow.
“Uh, I guess? He’s on the box..”
@ws_relic
“So, how’s politics treating you? Probably worse than getting shot at.”
He asks as he’s laid across the new avenger’s tower couch, eating cereal from their kitchen.
Someone out for his head again? He just wanted a hot dog.
He turns and looks up the scope, squinting his eyes before waving and pointing a finger gun back at him.