• 𝒓𝒐𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒐𝒇𝒇

NOT SCARLETT JOHANSSON. ⟡ 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓑𝓵𝓪𝓬𝓴 𝓦𝓲𝓭𝓸𝔀 ⟡ 27, lewd/non lewd, multi-ship, mdni, au where she lives ⟡ #𝙉𝙖𝙩

[• 𝒓𝒐𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒐𝒇𝒇 @painedwidow]

𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝖘𝖕𝖎𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝘴𝘱𝘶𝘯 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘦𝘣 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘥𝘢𝘮𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘦𝘷𝘢𝘥𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘤𝘭𝘶𝘵𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘴.

⧖ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐊 𝐖𝐈𝐃𝐎𝐖 ⧖

⧖ 𝙢𝙪𝙡𝙩𝙞-𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙥 𝙬/𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙢
⧖ 𝙣𝙨𝙛𝙬 𝙙𝙢𝙨 𝙤𝙣𝙡𝙮
⧖ 𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙩𝙨 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙖𝙡𝙡

[• 𝒓𝒐𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒐𝒇𝒇 @painedwidow]

She’s doing her best to disguise her footsteps so Yelena doesn’t figure out she’s following her, but she also knows better than to assume she can fool her.

[‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ ‍ 𝔂𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘯𝘢. ೱ @LETHALIZEDWIDOW]

it’s a pretty late night to say the least, but that doesn’t stop her from taking a walk down the city sidewalks.

[• 𝒓𝒐𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒐𝒇𝒇 @painedwidow]

make sure he doesn’t think she’s going to do anything too sudden.

He seems to be the skittish one here.

“Oh, it’s fine. You get used to it.” She clicks her tongue while she thinks. “I’d say since 1984.”

Her lip quirks up.

“Here. Drink. I think you need it as much as I do.”

[• 𝒓𝒐𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒐𝒇𝒇 @painedwidow]

“You can relax. I’m not going to shoot you just for being curious. I just don’t think you would’ve found anything good.”

She finishes putting away the groceries, balling up the bags and snagging a couple of cold beers from the fridge, slowly meeting him in her living room to +

[𝐣𝐨𝐡𝐧𝐧𝐲 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐦 ˗ˏˋ ✸ ˎˊ˗ @OFTHATFLAME]

his eyes widened, immediately shaking his head. he wouldn’t do that to her. he couldn’t!

“what? no… i simply cleaned your kitchen and a part of your living room, i promise”

his hands were up again, not wanting her to shoot him because he tried to do something nice. that was -

[• 𝒓𝒐𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒐𝒇𝒇 @painedwidow]

safely in a chest or remote storage unit. She takes some things seriously, at least.

His innocent question catches her off guard and she softens a fraction.

“I’ve got some enemies still out there. You can’t be too sure. I couldn’t burn them off the cuff like you can.”

[• 𝒓𝒐𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒐𝒇𝒇 @painedwidow]

She freezes, holding the fridge door and taking time to give everything a once around, noting the lack of empty beer bottles on the coffee table, her empty trash cans.

“You cleaned up? Did you snoop, too?”

She doesn’t have many things. Anything worth keeping is tucked away

[𝐣𝐨𝐡𝐧𝐧𝐲 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐦 ˗ˏˋ ✸ ˎˊ˗ @OFTHATFLAME]

“she did meow at me when i gave her a treat so i guess she’s my friend now”

chuckling softly, johnny hadn’t moved yet. he didn’t want any bullets in his chest or head so he was quite cautious around everyone.

“i only do it to people who i know. and besides, i cleaned up for -

[• 𝒓𝒐𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒐𝒇𝒇 @painedwidow]

She opens her fridge, humming in the back of her throat.

“Well, your timing isn’t too bad. I’m free.”

[• 𝒓𝒐𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒐𝒇𝒇 @painedwidow]

“I can’t say she can’t be bought, I just don’t like telling intruders that.”

Her lip quirks teasingly, reholstering her gun and bringing a couple plastic grocery bags into the kitchen.

“You’re bored so you go climbing through windows. You’re a funny guy with a death wish.” +

[𝐣𝐨𝐡𝐧𝐧𝐲 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐦 ˗ˏˋ ✸ ˎˊ˗ @OFTHATFLAME]

as the gun lowered, so did his hands. he never wanted to startle her or the cat, really.

“your cat actually hissed at me until i gave them a treat…”

he chuckled softly before shrugging a little. he simply felt bored so he decided to pay her a visit.

“no, you left your -

[• 𝒓𝒐𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒐𝒇𝒇 @painedwidow]

@WorthyRemains

[• 𝒓𝒐𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒐𝒇𝒇 @painedwidow]

[ 🕷️ ]

[• 𝒓𝒐𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒐𝒇𝒇 @painedwidow]

@_Sherlock221B [ Did you ever RP on Facebook as well? ]

[• 𝒓𝒐𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒐𝒇𝒇 @painedwidow]

@PParkerfnsm [ I’m always open to giving it a shot with you 😌 You’re a lovely writer ]

[• 𝒓𝒐𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒐𝒇𝒇 @painedwidow]

way through my window to get in here.”

[• 𝒓𝒐𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒐𝒇𝒇 @painedwidow]

“Jesus, Johnny.”

She lowers the gun immediately, the tension in her shoulders unfurling.

“You had a second and a half.”

She glances over at her black cat lounging on her sofa, making a noise.

“Some alarm you are. What can I do for you? And tell me you didn’t burn your +

[𝐣𝐨𝐡𝐧𝐧𝐲 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐦 ˗ˏˋ ✸ ˎˊ˗ @OFTHATFLAME]

as he tried to stay quiet, johnny knew that he couldn’t keep hiding. she was well aware of someone being there.

as he got up, he moved the curtains to the side before putting up his hands.

“it’s just me…”

[• 𝒓𝒐𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒐𝒇𝒇 @painedwidow]

He offers to come over sometimes, and I do have a spare room.

He just doesn’t know that.

[YELENA BELOVA @LeadNewAvengers]

Can we just lock dad out of the tower for a bit? Sick of shouting.

[• 𝒓𝒐𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒐𝒇𝒇 @painedwidow]

“Whoever you are, unless you want my gun to turn you into Swiss cheese, you need to come out in the next five seconds.”

Wordlessly, she counts down the five seconds in her head, watching ( the reader’s ) body slowly resurrect itself from behind her curtains.

[• 𝒓𝒐𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒐𝒇𝒇 @painedwidow]

@n0tsteverogers

“You know, I lapped Steve the other day. Just thought you should know.”

[• 𝒓𝒐𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒐𝒇𝒇 @painedwidow]

[ This.

It’s always prevalent any time I bring Natasha back where it’s “smut, smut, smut.”

Chemistry, good writing, build up. All of that needs to happen or I’d be a lewd account chasing smut. If one element or more elements is missing, no thanks. ]

[✪`,— 𝐽𝐴𝑀𝐸𝑆 ‘𝐵𝑈𝐶𝐾𝑌 ’ 𝐵𝐴𝑅𝑁𝐸𝑆 .ᐟ.ᐟ @WINTERAFTERWAR]

// I'm also kinda fed up with near-constant 'wants' for smut/wanting to ship to get smut. I don't mind writing it sometimes, but normally, it needs to be written with purpose for a specific SL/character development, so no more of that either. 🫤

[• 𝒓𝒐𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒐𝒇𝒇 @painedwidow]

@SplinteredShaft Between the couch and the coffee table, she can’t roll him. She knows that. He’s looped around her like a troublesome koala.

“If you told me Lucky likes to watch, I’d call ASPCA—“

She scoffs, her breaths a hair heavier as her hand tangles in his hair, creating her own grip.

[• 𝒓𝒐𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒐𝒇𝒇 @painedwidow]

30 days worth of coffee, wise guy.

[W̳o̳r̳l̳d̳‘s̳ g̳r̳e̳a̳t̳e̳s̳t̳ m̳a̳r̳k̳s̳m̳a̳n̳ @SplinteredShaft]

Seems like we’re even, I owe you coffee when I get this fixed.

[• 𝒓𝒐𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒐𝒇𝒇 @painedwidow]

Liho naps on your lap more than she does mine.

You can’t use Lucky against me.

[W̳o̳r̳l̳d̳‘s̳ g̳r̳e̳a̳t̳e̳s̳t̳ m̳a̳r̳k̳s̳m̳a̳n̳ @SplinteredShaft]

I share everything with you, including my dog-