• 𝒔𝒉𝒂𝒑𝒊𝒓𝒐

NOT MATT BENNETT. ⟡ 𝓡𝓸𝓫𝓫𝓲𝓮 𝓢𝓱𝓪𝓹𝓲𝓻𝓸 ⟡ 27, AU continuation ⟡ #𝙉𝙖𝙩

[• 𝒔𝒉𝒂𝒑𝒊𝒓𝒐 @robbiethesinger]

"𝘐𝘵'𝘴 𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘷𝘪𝘣𝘦 𝘬𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘢 𝘸𝘰𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘱𝘶𝘴𝘩𝘦𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘰𝘧𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝙝𝙤𝙤𝙙 𝘰𝘧 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘤𝘢𝘳.”

⟡ 𝓡𝓸𝓫𝓫𝓲𝓮 𝓢𝓱𝓪𝓹𝓲𝓻𝓸
⟡ 𝙢𝙪𝙡𝙩𝙞-𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙥 𝙬/𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙢
⟡ 𝙣𝙨𝙛𝙬 𝙙𝙢𝙨, 𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙣𝙚𝙙
⟡ 𝙡𝙤𝙣𝙜𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙢
⟡ 𝙫𝙞𝙘𝙩𝙤𝙧𝙞𝙤𝙪𝙨

[• 𝒔𝒉𝒂𝒑𝒊𝒓𝒐 @robbiethesinger]

[ I do enjoy maintaining the goofy and socially awkward sides of Robbie, but I imagine that without Rex as a constant outlet for his bitter thoughts, he’s absorbed that part of him back into his actual personality.

Even if HA hasn’t shown that yet. ]

[• 𝒔𝒉𝒂𝒑𝒊𝒓𝒐 @robbiethesinger]

Be a better boyfriend to Jade this time around, too.

[• 𝑶𝒍𝒊𝒗𝒆𝒓 @charmandsongs]

And you’re blocked.

Have a nice life, Shapiro. Hope you and Trina work out.

[• 𝒔𝒉𝒂𝒑𝒊𝒓𝒐 @robbiethesinger]

“I’m all about Jade.”

Yeah, we get it. Everyone in the tristate area gets it.

I’m not the same person I used to be, but you seem to be pretty much the same, I’d say.

[• 𝑶𝒍𝒊𝒗𝒆𝒓 @charmandsongs]

No, man. You’ve got me all wrong.

You’re acting like I’m trying to get between you and Trina. And I’m not. I’ve got Jade. She’s all I ever wanted.

Put effort into yourself instead of hating me for no reason, and maybe you could be her hottest from HA.

Go to bed.

[• 𝒔𝒉𝒂𝒑𝒊𝒓𝒐 @robbiethesinger]

You’re acting like I’m trying to get between you and Jade.

( I ) never stop hearing ( about you, ) and I’m the problem? I’m the asshole?

You’re full of it.

[• 𝑶𝒍𝒊𝒗𝒆𝒓 @charmandsongs]

Yeah. I am.

But you’re on one. And I’m not into it.

[• 𝒔𝒉𝒂𝒑𝒊𝒓𝒐 @robbiethesinger]

I thought you were protecting your peace?

[• 𝑶𝒍𝒊𝒗𝒆𝒓 @charmandsongs]

What the fuck did I do to you???

[• 𝒔𝒉𝒂𝒑𝒊𝒓𝒐 @robbiethesinger]

TheSlap Update:

Some people haven’t quit being egomaniacs.

Feeling: Annoyed 😒

[• 𝒔𝒉𝒂𝒑𝒊𝒓𝒐 @robbiethesinger]

Go to hell, man.

[• 𝑶𝒍𝒊𝒗𝒆𝒓 @charmandsongs]

And I’m muting you for the night. I dunno what’s going on with you right now… but I’m not sure I’m trying to be involved in it.

And I’m protecting my peace.

Goodnight, Robbie.

[• 𝒔𝒉𝒂𝒑𝒊𝒓𝒐 @robbiethesinger]

Are you serious?

You think I’m trying to create problems for you?

That’s rich.

[• 𝑶𝒍𝒊𝒗𝒆𝒓 @charmandsongs]

Robbie, leave me the FUCK alone, dude.

I don’t care about Trina or her affection. So just stop.

[• 𝒔𝒉𝒂𝒑𝒊𝒓𝒐 @robbiethesinger]

…

I might’ve heard Trina still call you the hottest guy in HA history the other day.

[• 𝑶𝒍𝒊𝒗𝒆𝒓 @charmandsongs]

Yes. But truly, i turn away everyone’s attention and make it very clear im happily taken.

I don’t care for anyone but her, Robbie. I’m keeping my hair because she wants me to.

[• 𝒔𝒉𝒂𝒑𝒊𝒓𝒐 @robbiethesinger]

You’re still the most handsome man in the room at all times!

[• 𝑶𝒍𝒊𝒗𝒆𝒓 @charmandsongs]

So, you’re trying to ruin me for your gain.

I have the only woman i need. Have your go at the rest of them. She’s MINE.

[• 𝒔𝒉𝒂𝒑𝒊𝒓𝒐 @robbiethesinger]

Maybe if you had less hair some of us would have a chance!

[• 𝑶𝒍𝒊𝒗𝒆𝒓 @charmandsongs]

Yes, yes, I trust the opinion of the one guy who gets /all/ the girls.

Pretty sure my girlfriend doesn’t think i should.

[• 𝒔𝒉𝒂𝒑𝒊𝒓𝒐 @robbiethesinger]

… You really shouldn’t still be this scary as an adult.

[• 𝒘𝒆𝒔𝒕 @painedscissors]

I will strap you down and remove your toenails one by one with a pliers.

[• 𝒔𝒉𝒂𝒑𝒊𝒓𝒐 @robbiethesinger]

You should do it.

[• 𝑶𝒍𝒊𝒗𝒆𝒓 @charmandsongs]

Maybe I should shave… my head.

[• 𝒔𝒉𝒂𝒑𝒊𝒓𝒐 @robbiethesinger]

@bibblebeauty @painedscissors I’d argue you’re sweeter than bibble!

[• 𝒔𝒉𝒂𝒑𝒊𝒓𝒐 @robbiethesinger]

My girls!

[• 𝒘𝒆𝒔𝒕 @painedscissors]

And Robbie showed up too, I suppose.

[• 𝒔𝒉𝒂𝒑𝒊𝒓𝒐 @robbiethesinger]

@bibblebeauty @painedscissors Not sweeter than you, Caterin-o.

[• 𝒔𝒉𝒂𝒑𝒊𝒓𝒐 @robbiethesinger]

@bibblebeauty “I’m kidding, I swear.”

He raised his hands, just to show her how much he didn’t mean it.

[• 𝒔𝒉𝒂𝒑𝒊𝒓𝒐 @robbiethesinger]

He’s halted in the doorway, glancing between her and the chair, always startled by her sudden bouts of strength.

“… Should I come back another time?”

[𝐂𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒂. @bibblebeauty]

She’s kiiiiiinda fuckin pissed with Trina right now.

PS: she wanted to throw a chair, but uni props are genuinely not cheap to replace.

[Luffy 🏴‍☠️ (H) @_stretchyboy]

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀┏━━[🍖]━━┓
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀★ Monkey D. Luffy ★
⠀⠀⠀⠀*"I'm the good kinda pirate."*
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀┗━━[🍖]━━┛
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀[ non-lewd ]
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀— Manibear
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[• 𝒔𝒉𝒂𝒑𝒊𝒓𝒐 @robbiethesinger]

@bibblebeauty His dimples pop with the full-bodied smile. It’s always been so easy around her. He doesn’t think that’ll ever change.

“I’m just the best? The coolest? The most fun to be around. Gee, Cat. I already know all that.”

[• 𝒔𝒉𝒂𝒑𝒊𝒓𝒐 @robbiethesinger]

@bibblebeauty “It’s true.”

He nudges her with a shoulder, his own smile growing despite the threat sitting there in open air.

“Yeah, well, I’ve gotten better at hiding. Rex isn’t around to rat me out anymore.”