Chris Cann

I hate everything.

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@futuremachine13 @_TheMercurial_ @elonmusk This is the entire flerf movement in a paragraph. "The numbers sound impossible to me, therefore Earth flat". Fuckin beautiful stuff really

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@TheEXECUTlONER_ A look has to be considered an attempt. It's impossible to judge whether he intended to try for 2nd or not but since he undeniably looked, you have to interpret that as an attempt. There's no way around it.

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@holisticnut33 why can't you see the whole thing then?

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@StevenJosephR @historyinmemes The correct answer is Coming to America and it's not close. You can debate #2, but 1 is settled by miles. Not even the dreadful sequel could taint it.

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@Grummz Well I love that you can finally say whatever the fuck you want. But what we found is about 95% of people are assholes.

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@US_did_911 @ASavageNation They're the enemy because my government said so!!

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@muskian_elonogy @elonmusk There's another stat that goes with this one... Lol

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@US_did_911 @ASavageNation Same point he's making 🤷🏿‍♂️

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@Sassafrass_84 @HealthNutDSc Do you hear yourself? Lindsey fucking Graham!!!

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@GoodGameKofi @SmoothDownCrook Sad part is it's 100% true lol... still a great game!

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@GoodGameKofi @SmoothDownCrook Why not? I'm 11 years into Witcher 3 and still haven't beaten it

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@HistorianUSA1 Team deserved here

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@Nerdery_Richard @fadule_ Ok, great point.

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@ScottJenningsKY @realannapaulina Can you imagine if Trump gets the straight open for the first time since he caused its closing? What a moment in history!!!

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@Nerdery_Richard @fadule_ Kind of a silly take. Everyone watches momento twice to catch what you missed

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@MetamateDaz You're just supposed to slide out of a vag into a lazy boy chair and just have food fall from the sky into your lap

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@GoannaTail13 @Auraphiaglobal @FELibrary_ A literal retard who thinks the sun is 25 miles wide trying to tell someone they don't understand perspective. Fuckin brilliant

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@IfUBlockMeULost @Truth_BeTold7 @grok @ChrisLoesch @crashlib @SStricklandMMA @SKIPdaZIP You talking to me you little cunt? It doesn't fucking matter what country they are citizens of, they are raising money to influence elections in the name of a foreign nation. A terrorist nation at that. Fuck you.

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@Iam_Greezy @DanBilzerian So are you saying that this list is incorrect?

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@DanBilzerian @US_did_911 Came to see all the comments about how pointing out facts is anti-semitic. Not disappointed.