Joshua Ballard

The Dewey Decimal System causes 18% of the deaths in North Dakota.

[Joshua Ballard @splitinuprights]

#CWHOME

[Joshua Ballard @splitinuprights]

#VoiceSaveNoah

[Mike @schlong_connery]

BREAKING NEWS! ballpark is a official sponsor of ESPN and decides to take a dump on America and not show #Nathans live #espnhatesamerica

[Mike @schlong_connery]

By not showing #Nathans live it makes me wonder if @espn is sponsored by communist Russia #espnhatesamerica

[Mike @schlong_connery]

Words can't describe how mad I am that @espn refuses to show #Nathans live on TV #espnhatesamerica

[Mike @schlong_connery]

Wimbledon being shown over @originalnathans? If trump were president this wouldn't happen @espn #espnhatesamerica

[Mike @schlong_connery]

Nathan's dog eating contest not being shown live? Tennis isn't even American @espn #espnhatesamerica

[Jake Elliott @JDElliott8989]

ESPN is literally spitting in Americas face Wimbledon over the hot dog eating contest we see where you stand @espn #espnhatesamerica

[Joshua Ballard @splitinuprights]

First the euro cup and now Wimbledon over #nathanshotdogs eating contest. It's official: #ESPNhatesamerica

[Joshua Ballard @splitinuprights]

When calf cramps last for 5 mins, that's that stuff I don't like #goaway

[Joshua Ballard @splitinuprights]

Only the lions are capable of that

[Joshua Ballard @splitinuprights]

The only fluff ball that I like #mygirl #bella

[Joshua Ballard @splitinuprights]

@KingRichard14 it better be real bench, not like that incline you had the other day #nobumpersforbench

[Joshua Ballard @splitinuprights]

@KingRichard14 but it's chest day?! 🙀🙀

[Joshua Ballard @splitinuprights]

Bengals win #WhoDey #BrightSpot #ThankYouDVR

[Joshua Ballard @splitinuprights]

It's a good thing that this guy is a paramedic because his terrible form will put him in need of medical attention at some point #gymfail

[Joshua Ballard @splitinuprights]

That could only happen to the lions #latetotheparty #dvr #0fer

[Joshua Ballard @splitinuprights]

The struggle of @KnRetallack driving -- "I don't know who to cut-off!" #forrealthough this is why she is the #mayor of #clowntown 😂😂

[Joshua Ballard @splitinuprights]

@KnRetallack @FemalePains either that or "I'm sleepy" 😂😂

[Joshua Ballard @splitinuprights]

@KnRetallack I've never witnessed this "problem" in person 😂😒 #AlwaysSleepy