That dumbass fell for it. Now we wait. Soon, Dirk will be “taken out of the equation” and I will swoop in to take my place by Harper’s side, just as the universe intended it.
Cute nicknames to call your pookie Harper that won’t get you strangled:
1. Harpy
2. Harperpigmentation
3. Herpes
4. Harpoon
5. Pearl Harper
6. Harlot
Which pet name will you use for your Harper?