Lord Split Dicks

私の最も深い暗い欲望と踊る

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Forgot to pay the cum bill and they turned off my fuckin balls

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@DeadbyDaylight fix your goddamn game

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@RocketLeague WHY IN THE GODDAMN FUCK IS THERE AN EVENT BASED ON THE GODAMN 6 TO 7 BROKE ASS NO JOB HAVIN ASS SHIT?

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Jeff Hardy clothesline on Umaga while sliding down the stair rail was epic 🔥

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@ajfemboi_ My honest reaction:

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@soggymuffin_ I'm convinced there's a few people that know me just as Lord Split Dicks. I ain't even mad.

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@Geo_AW I will not elaborate why you are wrong

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I'm bisexual sometimes.

The rest of the time I'm bi-myself.

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@Quartzzzzy

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@JquanMyers @Swagkage @7minus1

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"The truth is that's not your son. The truth is that's a son of a bitch."

-Vince McMahon

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@JaxonDaPug First date, last date

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Egg baby will get you laid.

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I used to know a twink who set his toes on fire.

I called him twinkle toes.

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I don't care what anyone says, 2009 Orton had that DAWG in him.

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There's only two sexes in this world.

The sex I have with women

And the sex I have with men.

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"..... I don't give a rats ass about your intellectual sperm."
- Stone Cold Steve Austin

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@dqrkiplier Where's the blacksmith?

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"He can be on the cover of disfigurement weekly."

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@JRsBBQ greatest calls, a thread:

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NEXT RAPPER FROM ATLANTA?!?!!?! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

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@voidlath He may not say it in public, but I know damn well Tobirama says the N word with the hardest R.