Split the Play

2002. Rolled-up skirts. Two best friends face the world. A comedy written & performed by @tamarbroadbent & @emmarhymeswith. @VAULTFestival Spirit Award 2018.

[Split the Play @splittheplay]

SPLIT has landed! 👭"Episode 1: Gel Pen" - filmed live @VAULTFestival in 2018. It's 2002. Charlotte and Ellie meet on the first day of secondary school. Charlotte’s skirt is too big. Ellie is embarrassed about a verruca in her past. A friendship begins... https://t.co/k7Ll88Aqsr

[Split the Play @splittheplay]

And that's a wrap! 👭😍 It's been so fun sharing the show with you and remembering happy times in those theatre tunnels we love so much. Hope you've enjoyed it! 🐱

The final "episode" of Split - GOODBYE BACH - @VAULTFestival is available to watch here: https://t.co/IzjYw5OwRx

[Sarah Milton @_SarahMilton]

I've been watching all of the @splittheplay scenes as they've been released and it's really allowed me to reminisce on better, fun times and I've laugh out loud loads! Highly recommend (also the soundtrack's a banger!) Bravo @emmarhymeswith !

[Split the Play @splittheplay]

Penultimate episode of Split is out today! 🤩

"It’s not like you were going to marry him. You always said you’d never marry a sixth former."

GCSEs. MSN. Bolognese blackmail. Watch SCENE 11 of Split now: 👭

https://t.co/NCdYEgXR3v

[Split the Play @splittheplay]

"Her lips are the same colour as her skin and she wears gilets on purpose."

Aw remember when teenage girls had to make do with giant cameras on a string around our wrists? 😍

EPISODE 10/12: FRENCH EXCHANGE.

Watch the latest scene and catch up here: https://t.co/CBorH9hy11

[Split the Play @splittheplay]

"It seems unfair that I have to climb out of a window because Hairy Ben spunked me."

Episode 9: Bazooka. 2005. Charlotte and Ellie navigate the world of accidental ejaculations and teenage house parties with people who only have surnames.

Watch now: https://t.co/a8KO1NeSuv

[Split the Play @splittheplay]

"If your mum gets an STI do you think she can still do your washing up?"

SCENE 8: FANNY MOUSTACHE

Streaming on Youtube now: ⬇️⬇️⬇️ Happy Friday!!

https://t.co/J7mCztx1pI

[Split the Play @splittheplay]

SCENE 7: FLAP HAND is out today, exploring the really vital teenage dilemma that is fish flap stigma. Sponsored by Fem Fresh (just kidding - LEAVE OUR VAGINAS ALONE). Watch now: https://t.co/BBe4rsgG5D

[Split the Play @splittheplay]

@Valleyme @emmarhymeswith @TamarBroadbent THANK YOU!

[LoneWolf @Valleyme]

I just watched @splittheplay by @emmarhymeswith & @TamarBroadbent and I feel as though the took the pages from my 2000s diary and put it on stage! Excellent, Nostalgic and Heartwarming
You can watch it here -https://t.co/1zLFY0tl5D

[Split the Play @splittheplay]

"When you have gross days, it’s nice to have a cat that looks bad. It’s comforting" - the stakes heighten in EPISODE 6: DAMIAN'S WEIRD BIKE as Charlotte gets asked out, Ellie gets mortified in PE, and Bach the cat's future looks doomed. Watch here: https://t.co/itAWAod9Uz

[Split the Play @splittheplay]

"Why do you have to get it in really far?" "No one knows...it's just what you do."

EPISODE 5 SPLIT is out today, written & performed by @TamarBroadbent and @emmarhymeswith.

Watch "Mark From Ipswich" here (all episodes captioned)! https://t.co/TtrZJjmxVI

[Split the Play @splittheplay]

Featuring probably @chellesta's most iconic choreography of all time. 😍

[Split the Play @splittheplay]

In these troubling times, it's important for art to reflect, inspire and unite. That's why we're proud to present Episode 4 of SPLIT @VAULTFestival, probably the most profound scene in the show.

It's called Dance Mat. https://t.co/VGgJwr0Ldo

[Split the Play @splittheplay]

"I know you’re squeamish, so it seems gross and weird. But it’s actually really cool. We’re grown up women now. We could get a bank account." Watch Episode 3 of SPLIT now filmed on its opening night @VAULTFestival two years ago! https://t.co/ACe2HyI1aI

[Split the Play @splittheplay]

@JordanaGol THANK YOU!! 😍😍

[Jordana Golbourn @JordanaGol]

This is one of the best bits in the show. Hilarious because it's so relatable.
I cannot reccomend following this enough. Each episode is only a few minutes long but packed with jokes and nostalgia making it the perfect daily fix of joy we all need right now.

[Split the Play @splittheplay]

"Do you think I might be bleeding to death and we just think it’s period?" "No one bleeds to death out of their fanny. Otherwise it would have been on Casualty." Episode 3 is now online! Created & written by @TamarBroadbent & @emmarhymeswith! https://t.co/yB08dI9pRg

[Split the Play @splittheplay]

"My sister said one time there was a girl who forgot it was Mufti Day and she had to spend the day in her PE kit even though she didn’t have PE and basically her parents told her she was adopted."

Episode 2 of SPLIT @VAULTFestival is out now!
https://t.co/v0s9FHV7mM

[Split the Play @splittheplay]

It's also @TamarBroadbent's 30th birthday today - so if that's not a reason to watch it then what is?! 😍

[Split the Play @splittheplay]

"My sister said one time there was a girl who forgot it was Mufti Day and she had to spend the day in her PE kit even though she didn’t have PE and basically her parents told her she was adopted."

Episode 2 of SPLIT @VAULTFestival is out now!
https://t.co/v0s9FHV7mM

[Split the Play @splittheplay]

"My sister said one time there was a girl who forgot it was Mufti Day and she had to spend the day in her PE kit even though she didn’t have PE and basically her parents told her she was adopted."

Episode 2 of SPLIT @VAULTFestival is out now!
https://t.co/v0s9FHV7mM