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A Carbon Based Lifeform

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@elonmusk Hmmm those USAID rockets sure do look a lot different than the ones SpaceX builds. 🤔

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@JesseKellyDC Nothing but the best for dad! I hear they taste even better sitting next to a countertop ice machine! 🥳

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@FreddyLA7 Look at it this way, you're getting fast tracked to our favorite past time: diabetes! 🤣 Just kidding, of course. We're just glad you're having a blast while you're visiting. Following your escapades has been a lot of fun!

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@elonmusk @iam_smx 🤣🤣 correction noted 😄

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@MrAndyNgo @HantsPolice Good grief. Straight out of a dystopian nightmare. 🤬

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@elonmusk Seen on the display screen "Free at last!" as it speeds off into the wild blue yonder.

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@WhiteHouse We'll never forget about you, Harambee! ❤️

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@nikitabier @cremieuxrecueil This is great. I don't hate AI content if it's intentional and evident. But this slop is a nightmare. Thanks for delivering on your word, Nikita!

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@realTJRoberts TDS: Testosterone Deficiency Syndrome

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@Mike_Pence At first I thought this was a post from a parody account. But there really are career politicians out there who are unfathomably out of touch and insulated from actual American people. Blows my mind yeesh

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@PeteHegseth Beautiful, Pete! God bless.

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@Orioles Great game, fellas! 🙄

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@nikitabier Diabetes?

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@JohnCornyn You had one job. You failed. Not hard to figure out.

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@RubinReport Aww man you could've had some fun with this one Dave 🤣🤣

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@elonmusk @WatcherGuru 💀

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@alphafox Love it. The gf and I keep looking at these, but man are they pricey. Best of luck finding a new gig.

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@ChrisVanHollen So you did not inhale or have sexual relations with that woman? Where'd we hear that before...? 🧐

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@kylenabecker It's only Sunday and this might be the tweet of the week. 🥳

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@CaptMarkKelly Somewhere a circus is missing it's clown 🤡