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I need a new iPad

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Congrats Eagles #SuperBowl #FlyEaglesFly

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Collinsworth really fuming over last two Eagles TDs #SuperBowl

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Yes that was a touchdown. Not like it really matters. #SuperBowl

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I made popcorn #SuperBowl

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@RosannaPansino Me too! Got some awesome pics.

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I haven’t tweeted in FOREVER, lol! #lazy

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@KTVU Maybe the students should eave them on the teacher’s desk at beginning of class and pick them up after? That way it’s still near the student in case of emergency but also out of their hands.

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Sure just ignore me, #sdcc it’s not like I’ve been going to this event since the early 2000s. #OpenReg2018

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Whoops I forgot to put money into my checking account. #OpenReg2018 #SDCC2018

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Happy Birthday @MingNa !!

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So to commemorate my first ever #280characters tweet, let me tell you about the tragic story of Darth Plagueis. Actually no. Okay this is awkward, as I’ve run out of things to write about. Damn, this is harder than I thought #fail #blahblahblah #boring #whoreadsmorethan140chars

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#nowreading #TwinPeaks The Final Dossier. It’s wrapping things up fast.

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If you’re tweeting #WhiteLivesMatter because you feel left out, you’re missing the point.

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With my luck I’ll have to rely on a friend to get in. My record is three straight shutouts. #RR2018

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The odds of getting all four days are dwindling fast. #RR2018

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Did u remember to turn off screen saver and display sleep? #RR2018

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#RR2018 is eating up my life

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It's Sinead vs Sydney Bristow #Inhumans

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Get royal fam back; subdue Maximus. Ok got it. #Inhumans

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Pick one: #Inhumans premier or #TwinPeaks finale.