elle

very into hockey right now (fictional and real)

[elle @spockinaa]

personal acc, multifandom & often 🔞 yapping abt my own life & fixations of the moment

★ currently tweeting abt heated rivalry/hudcon, hockey (#letsgopens + #thefutureisteal), phan, and frankly, the list goes on and i tire easily

“i am what god made me” —pope innocentius

🌪️

[elle @spockinaa]

another one for me to obsess over thank u mr mat

[mat @user_300715]

#hollanov short smau where both go to McGill, Ilya is the hockey captain, Shane studies literature and is in the environmental club. Shane has been thirsting in private for a while, Ilya has no idea who he is. Also Shane absolutely hates smoking, technically, until its Ilya

[elle @spockinaa]

elle's guide ✨
pronouns - she/her
height - 5’1/156cm
sexuality - bi
sign - virgo sun virgo ris libra moon
piercings - 5 + double earlobes
tattoos - 9
fav drink - coke zero/beer
fav food - brazilian obvi
fav animal - dogs
mbti - idk sorry
relationship - single

[zoë 🦭ia era @crosbyism]

zoë guide 😛
pronouns - she/her
height - 5’4
sexuality - bisexual (4geno)
sign - cancer ♋️
piercings - 4
tattoos - 2
fav drink - coke zero
fav food - tacos and omelettes
fav animal - seals and cats 🦭🐈‍⬛
mbti - infj
relationship - taken

[elle @spockinaa]

he's getting so good at avoiding questions lmao

[Robert Pattinson Photos | Fansite @pattinsonphotos]

anne hathaway doing boots on the ground journalism by asking tom holland whether he'd prefer to have matt damon or robert pattinson as his daddy

[elle @spockinaa]

we're here to congratulate matthew paige damon on lasting a whole three minutes and fifteen seconds before saying the words 'ben affleck' unprompted, which could mean nothing. congratulations, matt!

[elle @spockinaa]

you guys rec bad fics soooo loudly. another one. and another one. and anothaaaa one my GOD when will this END

[elle @spockinaa]

omgggg cafu and nikita whatttttttt

[elle @spockinaa]

none of you will ever know how good it feels to be brazilian and i can only feel SORRY for you honestly

[elle @spockinaa]

@user_300715 if ur looking for how it feels from the inside.... condom makes it feel kinda muted? like you def can tell there's something Between. it's also 100% less hot inside in a very literal way 😭 also also many ppl are like blabla you can't even tell & i'm so sorry but YES you can tell

[elle @spockinaa]

don't know bout y'all but i'm gonna hurt myself and others. Watch Out

[elizabeth @crosbycain87]

what are we gonna do about this

[⊹ @htvzn]

mbappe is younger and more beautiful

[Roman Ortiz 🇧🇷 | 📕 A Maçã no Escuro @RomanLispector]

I won't accept having my language colonized. There's no way people from the country that calls immigrants "aliens" are claiming gringo is a racial slur.

[elle @spockinaa]

everyone calling him julius lmao we're all so funny

[Özzen @0zghs_]

😭😭

[elle @spockinaa]

no fucking way omg

[Pittsburgh Penguins @penguins]

To everyone's complete and utter surprise… they threw the exact same pitch 😂

[elle @spockinaa]

i'd be happy to join

[John @_the_guy_ever_]

The way people who know Sidney Crosby talk about him????? He’d be a great cult leader

[elle @spockinaa]

he's got his own julius that's so sexy

[۟ @hudfag]

at least one person in his life is doing their job correctly

[elle @spockinaa]

i'm egyptian on my mo salah side and also on my i hate arg*ntina side

[suri @suricidal]

the way my dad is acting you’d think he was born and raised in egypt

[elle @spockinaa]

well yeah lol it's a well known thing

[Baal Swizz ⛈️ @BaalJolani]

Brazilians are blaming the decline of their national team on the rise of Evangelical Christianity

[elle @spockinaa]

genuinely the hope i felt then was so soft... so beautiful...

[Goatbappe 🇫🇷🪐 @kyksthetic]

Those 78 minutes when Argentina were out of the World Cup…

[juliette⁷ ੈ♡˳🪭🇲🇽 @pieceofrkive]

NO LATINOS LEFT IN THE WORLD CUP 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[elle @spockinaa]

seeing this again...... luciana barroso i'd do Crazy things just for you to say you and your husband saw me across the bar and liked my vibe

[Variety @Variety]

Matt Damon poses with his family at #TheOdyssey world premiere