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fan of oranges

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Your bitch want me like running shoes and jeans

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Speeding across a bridge at 130 checking the Subway® app for today’s deals

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Everybody knows at a wedding, it goes father daughter dance, mother son dance then the drunkest person at the wedding has to dance with the smallest baby

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Bands have got to come up with more songs that are called pissing on the tip of my belt” because that’s relatable

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#NewProfilePic

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Women have never and will never understand the 24 hour couch challenge

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Hoping to see Eminem live in concert soon

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Jeopardy in 2050:
Contestant: I’ll take social media history for $500, baby gronk!
Baby Gronk: very well then! This theoretical ultimatum popularized in the 2020s involves the sexuality of one’s kin.
Contestant: What is gay son thot daughter?
Baby Gronk: that’s correct!

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@broadfather69 A week from graduating and this is still on the table

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@LoganForret Zero bag

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Ugh my moms ducking me and I need money

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@broadfather69 Second this

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One junior chicken with Thai sauce and a McDouble with Big Mac sauce that like Jordan vs LeBron- anonymous

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I love women like it’s goin outta style! #International_Womens_Day

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Is pornhub publicly traded?

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Just asked chat gpt what to get at subway

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“That’s more Molly than one person will typically see”- anonymous

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I went to the Daquan Instagram page and liked all of the posts

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I just bought this girl a drink she said her roomate has to move right now so she can’t stick around.

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I love you (in terms of the Israel Palestine global conflict)

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“If it’s not Coke or a fat bitch it must be dons!”-anonymous