spoiledbeanz

I gave agent orange cancer 😔

[spoiledbeanz @spoiledbeanz]

Will Stancil is older than Stephen Miller

[𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖊 🕯 @atlanticesque]

The funny thing about Will Stancil is that he looks so cherubic and youthful, and he engages with a generally young-skewing political subculture, that people don’t realize he’s over 40

Like people talk about what he’ll “turn out” to be or do lol, like he’s a fresh college grad

[Lee Kuan Yimby @LeeKuanYimby]

Christianity has been shamed by Leftists for decades and now they fetishize Islam for political gain.

[James Woods @RealJamesWoods]

There’s nothing to study. You let Muslims in anywhere, you’re instantly a medieval, third world shit hole, never to recover.

Class dismissed.

[nitonoh @miffedgnome]

happy beatles day!!

ive never posted this video on my twitter, and thought it suited the occasion :)!

[Mariella ! @pfaffphobic]

Sometimes I think about the time an early hominid found a rock in a stream that looked like a little face and carried it >20 miles home to his cave with him and I start crying

[trixie @trixtoko]

anime girls dont even do this anymore.

[Echoes of War @EchoesofWarYT]

Cool selective outrage. Let’s talk about what actually happened at Little Bighorn since you brought it up.

The same warriors you’re celebrating spent years conducting raids on white settler homesteads, scalping children, burning families alive, kidnapping women for months of assault before ransom or death. The Comanche alone tortured captives in ways that would make your stomach turn. This wasn’t rare. It was deliberate, documented war policy.

Yes, the 7th Cavalry committed atrocities. So did the tribes they fought. War on the frontier was brutal on every side. The difference is you’re cheering one set of massacres while ignoring the other because it fits a cleaner narrative.

Cynthia Ann Parker. The Elm Creek Raid. The Salt Creek Massacre. Look them up before you post feathers like a trophy.

[Beaver 🦁 @beaverd]

Citizen Vigilante begins with a mother randomly being stabbed once in the neck by an adult invader

Who'd have thought that movie was pulling punches. Real life is much worse.

[ShreddedNerd @o_sneedy]

He seriously did the "billionaires are tricking you into hating immigrants" thing

No dude, billionaires are tricking you into supporting mass immigration

[Kapt'n Krunch 🛠️⚓ @KaptainKrunch97]

My priorities have shifted but not abandoned.

[Lauren Chen @TheLaurenChen]

The left is now claiming it is murder to not fund the lives of third worlders

[spoiledbeanz @spoiledbeanz]

This is the best Toy Story theory

[Cresta @Crestamorph]

I've always theorized that this guy knew the toys are alive but doesn't bother addressing it to anyone.

[YourLocalMemeDealer @DropMemesNotWar]

For you Brit’s

[spoiledbeanz @spoiledbeanz]

Some one in San Francisco probably read this and is taking it to heart

[Alex @AlexanderTw33ts]

people don’t realize that the majority of toilets go unused all day

imagine a future where your toilet can go out into the world and make money for you

imagine renting out your self driving toilet to your neighbours

[spoiledbeanz @spoiledbeanz]

These would make bank at rambunctious liquor fueled gatherings

[Ritwik Pavan @ritwikpavan]

NEW: Yueban recently launched a $4,000 self-driving toilet.

Xiaoban is an autonomous mobile toilet that drives to people with limited mobility, handles cleaning, and returns to dock on its own.

• Summoned by remote control or offline voice commands
• Uses LiDAR, ultrasonic sensors, and cliff detection to avoid obstacles
• Built-in bidet, warm air drying, odor control, and UV sterilization
• Self-cleans with 360° flushing after use
• Can empty waste into a dock or transfer it into a regular toilet

FSD is starting to show up in unexpected categories 🚽

[spoiledbeanz @spoiledbeanz]

These libtards like 15 years ago were attacking cows for farting because that contributed to global warming.

[senfre @senfre_]

We used to own half the globe now we cover our houses with dairy products because we can’t afford AC

[𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖊 🕯 @atlanticesque]

I distinctly remember, as a young teenager, the first time I stayed up all night on the internet, until I saw the morning sun peeking through my window.

Felt like I'd passed some barrier. The night was no longer real. Just a bunch of dark hours.

[grl404 | 🔜 kepler-22b @grl_404]

every time i drink water i think of this fuckass video

[Link🇻🇦 @ZeldaZealot]

I hate everything except foreigners committing crimes