kate

middle earth barbie 🏳️‍🌈🖖 chaotic good

[kate @spoiledfigs]

blowjobs are like, so cannibalistic. a blood sac in your mouth? it’s just filled with blood

[kate @spoiledfigs]

layne staley died for our sins

[kate @spoiledfigs]

can we just Thanos snap the burning man ppl

[kate @spoiledfigs]

you know many cocks I’ve seen on Kik? they should call it cock

[kate @spoiledfigs]

Jesus saves. I spend

[madeline odent @oldenoughtosay]

these men somehow always think women are incapable of rolling for initiative? i have made plenty of male friends over the years. they’re the guys who respect my space.

[kate @spoiledfigs]

sometimes when I’m out to dinner I pretend to say grace to throw people off

[kate @spoiledfigs]

I have to be the most tattooed person in the Shane Co.

[kate @spoiledfigs]

you know what I would love? an HGTV show about all the couples on House Hunters that got divorced

[kate @spoiledfigs]

@mattknuts I miss her too

[kate @spoiledfigs]

I’m in a hotel. away from my bidet. at this rate if they don’t have a bidet in the bathroom they better have someone come lick my asshole clean

[kate @spoiledfigs]

this week my sweetie is telling me about untraceable crypto currencies and singing Melanie Martinez songs

[kate @spoiledfigs]

I was so fucking right.

[kate @spoiledfigs]

I think the Barbie movie is going to change the trajectory of my life

[kate @spoiledfigs]

if he likes books with angels and demons, I have one that will blow his mind

[kate @spoiledfigs]

@EverythingOOC parchment paper removes hard water stains

[kate @spoiledfigs]

I use the lactation room for masturbation. When it says “pumping in progress”, something is being pumped.

[charlie @chunkbardey]

4 times 3 being 12. that is a classic

[🎏 | autistic gay wizard @wizardsofautism]

a lot of people don’t get diagnosed as Autistic because the criteria for being diagnosed is based on how inconvenient Autism is for the people around us and not how it actually feels to be an Autistic person on the inside