It's 2029
You just bought a PS6
It cost 1200 dollars
All games are digital
They each cost 80 dollars
You have 4 in your library
Yesterday it was 5 but Sony removed one
They offered no refund, its just gone
You'd strangle yourself with the controller cord but its wireless
FUCK YOU PLAYSTATION!
FUCK EVERYTHING YOU HAVE DONE FOR US PHYSICAL MEDIA COLLECTORS
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOUR ENTIRE DEPARTMENT OF BULLSHIT
WE DEMAND OWNERSHIP NOT A FUCKING LICENSE THAT CAN BE REVOKED AT ANY FUCKING TIME
Love island is teetering into some whole other shit that honestly won’t end well if production doesn’t dial it back and I’m saying this as an extremely sexually positive person btw