iceweasel💍

Sauron did nothing wrong

[daphne @defneorsomethin]

never ask a woman her age, never ask a man his salary and never ask pepaw tolkien why galadriel gets pregnant around when the horrible evil guy moves in next door

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Gregg Wallace resigns from Masterchef under a cloud of suspected misconduct.

But at least he now has more time to be horrible to his family.

[iceweasel💍 @Spoilerbee]

So pleased my invitation got lost in the post 😂

[john sturgis @sturgios]

Rebecca Hall on her wedding. I’d rather work night shifts in Asda than live like this

[Pippa Crerar @PippaCrerar]

Headline writers not messing about

[Andrew Snyder @Andrewnsnyder]

This really hits differently after you have read The Silmarillion.

[Gareth Bellamy 💙🇺🇦 @thebellow]

Don't see it much these days but when working in London good to see a few die-hards having a 90s breakfast of diet coke and a cigarette. Before croissants and bircher muesli ran ragged across this once-proud land.

[🏛 𝐒𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 🏛 @nonregemesse]

Today in AD 1066:

Harold Godwinson and the noblest men of England put up a valiant last stand against the invading army of William the Conquerer!

The Battle of Hastings heralded the end of Anglo-Saxon rule in England & the beginning of the diabolical onslaught of the Normans!

[theesnek.bsky.social @thee_snek]

Margaret Thatcher would have been 99 today. But thankfully she died in 2013

[iceweasel💍 @Spoilerbee]

#Threads - even 40 years later it’s a very hard watch

[iceweasel💍 @Spoilerbee]

😭

[rebecca🦔 @galadriewlw]

what a happy looking guy i sure hope no hairy footed short people chuck his life force into a volcano

[Sorcha Ní Nia @Luiseach]

LIFE ADVICE goodnight x

[daphne @defneorsomethin]

less than 24 hours until elvish tongue roll ‘galadriel’ enters the chat btw

[iceweasel💍 @Spoilerbee]

@Max31028252 If he isn’t in the best 15 minutes in TV history, then why have I watched it 1,000,050 times?

[daphne @defneorsomethin]

#tropspoilers

SICKEST TRANSITION EVER

[iceweasel💍 @Spoilerbee]

Fat black cat. He regularly beats me up so it’s all good

[bagagwaa @bagagwaa]

The official TikTok account for Romania is posting some of the sickest shit I’ve ever seen