Jared “2029 NL MVP” Thomas

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[Jared “2029 NL MVP” Thomas @spoinks43]

You know who speaks street?

[Mark Cuban @mcuban]

AI is book smart. Not street smart.

[Hockey Mountain High Podcast @HockeyMTNPod]

TLDR: The Stars are STEALING from children

[Jared “2029 NL MVP” Thomas @spoinks43]

Get this guy off my team bro #fromtherivertothesea

[Colorado Rapids @ColoradoRapids]

After video review, Sayed Abu Farkhi has been issued a red card 🟥

We will finish the game with 10 men.

68' | 1-1 | #COLvMIN

[Jared “2029 NL MVP” Thomas @spoinks43]

@tuffycentral Obvious bait yet you fell for it

[Jared “2029 NL MVP” Thomas @spoinks43]

@chefloflin I would to a lot to kindle a lost situationship

[Jared “2029 NL MVP” Thomas @spoinks43]

That’s Arianism Patrick

[Chicago Blackhawks @NHLBlackhawks]

"thank you so much not only to God but Jesus" ❤️

[Jared “2029 NL MVP” Thomas @spoinks43]

Happy fuck the stars day to all who celebrate!

[Jared “2029 NL MVP” Thomas @spoinks43]

My friend threw up a Mr beast chocolate bar in Tyler, Texas

[JD Vance @JDVance]

Thanks for having me Tyler, Texas!

Now let's get out there and vote for @KenPaxtonTX and make sure James Talafreako never becomes a US Senator.

[Jared “2029 NL MVP” Thomas @spoinks43]

Republicans are something else man…

[John Ziegler @Zigmanfreud]

This is my daughter Grace’s official 8th grade photo…

Thank goodness her generation of boys are such pathetic wussies that I really don’t have that much to be worried about.

I think.

I hope.
😱🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️

[Jared “2029 NL MVP” Thomas @spoinks43]

One foot in one foot out I see

[Colorado Avalanche @Avalanche]

Cale Makar will not be in the lineup tonight. He is back in Denver with his wife awaiting the arrival of their twins. 

Wishing all the best to the Makar family during this exciting time!

[Jared “2029 NL MVP” Thomas @spoinks43]

Jok too good he's getting statpadding accusations in the preseason

[Agent 0 @FT_Merchant05]

Did you guys notice something very interesting last night?

We all saw how Jokic had 14 1Q points!! WOW. Very impressive. But he had 0 rebounds and only 1 assist.

And you may be wondering why am I bringing this up? He’s played great according to the box score. This is where the NBA matrix blinds you. He ended up with only 7 more points in the next 3Q.

So it begs the question, what on Earth was he doing??

He miraculously ended up with 7 more points, 11 more rebounds and 10 more assists. This is stat-padding to a level never seen before in the history of basketball.

He simply stopped looking to score after 1Q, and did the most Jokic thing possible, hunt for assists. There’s a reason why he only reached 10 assists, and not 11 or 12.

The overwhelming question is, why does he ALWAYS do this? The answer is quite simply. His sole purpose is to eliminate certain players legacy and remove their history from the sport.

He took Carmelo Anthony’s jersey number, and eradicated his HOF tenure with the Nuggets, and now he’s targeting Russell Westbrook’s all time Triple-Double record, and to make everyone forget how great Russ truly was.

Jokic isn’t only a cancer to the sport, he’s a parasite sucking the life out of the history of the sport, the history of the sport we once fell in love with.

[K A C E Y @KaceyMusgraves]

I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.

[Jared “2029 NL MVP” Thomas @spoinks43]

I’m starting to get tired of this shit Spencer

[Spencer Jones @Skjones24_]

I once brought a couple NBA teammates an opportunity to invest in a blue-chip private company.

Nobody bit.

The deal ended up being a success. But at the time, I was an unproven rookie, and to them, probably just another guy trying to get a piece of their NBA money.

Funny thing is, once I earned their respect on the court, the same conversations started getting very different responses.

"What does this guy want from me?" became "Why does he think I should see this?"

It's made me realize how many people mistake having access to athletes for having their trust.

Two completely different things.

[Jared “2029 NL MVP” Thomas @spoinks43]

@crackerback69 @1400bry holy

[Jared “2029 NL MVP” Thomas @spoinks43]

Not enough bet365 ads

[Denver Nuggets @nuggets]

Retro inspo with a fresh twist

[Jared “2029 NL MVP” Thomas @spoinks43]

@TexasBaseball Can’t wait for that grass field!

[cat 🐴 @calemakarma]

you’ll be watching the worst game you’ve ever seen and here comes the TNF commercial to remind you your team is playing the super bowl champions in four days

[Jared “2029 NL MVP” Thomas @spoinks43]

@crackerback69 Went twostepping and danced with every girl except her #whatdatmean

[Jared “2029 NL MVP” Thomas @spoinks43]

Big moves may be in process. Will update

[Jared “2029 NL MVP” Thomas @spoinks43]

Ross has some straight bullshit in the checkout line

[Jared “2029 NL MVP” Thomas @spoinks43]

“BOOMER SOONER” we get it bro you’re Israeli