Austin

[Austin @spomonti]

@UDOTTRAFFIC Care to offer an alternate route?

[esseff (🫗,🦉) @esseffm]

Really nice generative art collection by @yurycoding called Chaotic Circles. It is his first official collection and he has worked on it for over 6 months. Public mint is now live https://t.co/YePkAlUFFi. See some samples below. 🔥

[Austin @spomonti]

Using data from the New York Times, today is the day that the number of deaths in Utah from Covid matches the number of people killed in the attacks on the twin towers on 9-11. RIP everyone. #MyCousinTookTheVaccine (and he's fine)

[Austin @spomonti]

#mccannibalism ?
My child was a bit disturbed by this. Can’t say I disagree.

[Austin @spomonti]

@NBCNews @PeteWilliamsNBC Today should now and forever be declared a national day of mourning in honor of the woman who was murdered at the Capitol to remind us #neveragain

[Austin @spomonti]

If they've always had gas masks, why not wear them through the whole pandemic? #GenuineQuestion

[Austin @spomonti]

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[Austin @spomonti]

Win skis:
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[Austin @spomonti]

#Free #stocks for you and me https://t.co/9P0hzxHDFT

[Austin @spomonti]

Convo while waiting in horrendous Chik Fil-A line-
Boys: I’m scared of balloons. I’m scared of that feeling you get when one is about to pop.
Me: When I was your age, I was scared of possible nuclear war.
Boys: Ya, it’s like a big balloon about to pop.
Me: ...Sure, it’s the same.

[Austin @spomonti]

Me to my youngest son: Bring me some of the hot cocoa you’re making.
Son: I can bring it to you warm or I can bring it to you cold.
Me: (ProudParent)

[Austin @spomonti]

In any other year, people would complain about visiting obnoxious relatives and deriding others’ politics, but this year those same people are bent on getting together with the possibility to spread a deadly disease and all I can think is.... oh wait, I see....

[Austin @spomonti]

@bmuramatsu Exactly :)

[Austin @spomonti]

Attn Logan City: re ChikFilA- Have ya lost yer damn minds?!?! Miles o’ lines- MILES!!!

[Austin @spomonti]

@Quinlan_Bentley @Enquirer In the caption on the photo for this article (https://t.co/Vi6cYA0i71) it states the semi is driving over a 'medium'. The correct word is 'median' (or middle). Just FYI

[Austin @spomonti]

Nailed it

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

#BestEpisode_EVER

[Austin @spomonti]

Miraculous indeed

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I had such a big lead in all of these states late into election night, only to see the leads miraculously disappear as the days went by. Perhaps these leads will return as our legal proceedings move forward!

[Austin @spomonti]

What if the vote counters just really took their time and waited, oh, about 4 years to come to a decision?

[Austin @spomonti]

@julian_plummer @lillysmom58 @kiradavis @VTO2020 @realDonaldTrump If the return of the S&P is 10% per year, why is it only up 130% (not 570%) since 2000? Seems her house appreciation is better than your S&P. #numbersarehard