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I tweet dumb shit on @spongefacts_alt and even dumber shit on @spongbob_facts. This is my personal account

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I kind of screwed myself by only tweeting jokes so I like to keep normal thoughts separate. That’s what this account is for. Welcome

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@WobBurnerBurner Promise you they don’t want him back lol he’s terrible

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*6 months later*

Narrator: they were not ready to ‘take it from here’

[New York Post @nypost]

MLS ready to 'take it from here' after World Cup's massive USMNT ratings https://t.co/4yxa150MjW

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Everything I’ve learned about Taylor Swift’s wedding has been against my will, but I have some thoughts. I am going to refrain from sharing any of them because I don’t want anyone to throw tomatoes at me in public

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Something very important folks: it does not matter how much money you have, some people just don’t have “it.” This is a swagless man

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

Kevin O'Leary's flex with a $1 million Michael Jordan card slung round his neck is one thing

But why two watches?

Writer: Ian

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“Why the FUCK do these people not want to spend the little free time they have watching the minor leagues?”

[Adam Booker @abooker17]

Unbelievably frustrating to see so many Americans on here saying “the World Cup has me hooked, I can’t wait to start watching the Premier League” when there is surely a football club with a nice stadium & decent fans within an hour of their front door (with exceptions of course)

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I met some English supporters at the airport this morning. They get to go to every England game for $60, including if they make the final lol

Pretty cool for them but did they have to royally fuck all the Americans in the process?

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@NotGazam I genuinely don’t think it was lol

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When was there ever a path to winning the World Cup for USA lmao

[Novig @Novig]

🚨USA’s path to winning the World Cup just got a LOT tougher:

🇧🇦 Round of 32 — Bosnia
🇧🇪 Round of 16 — Belgium
🇪🇸 Quarterfinal — Spain
🇫🇷 Semifinal — France
🇦🇷 Final — Argentina

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Our best case scenario this year is probably making the quarterfinal, and if that happens, everyone get your lube ready. Because we’ll get ass fucked by Spain

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My hair is a little longer than I like, and I’m out of town next week so can’t get it cut until I’m back the following week. This is the worst thing that has ever happened to me

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A shirt I wear all the time has also been upgraded with a different color pants lol I am very happy with my purchase

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I bought a new pair of jeans recently, and 2 shirts I never wore have come back from the dead to make some pretty good fits. Sometimes it just be like that

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@808_Yinzer 😳

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I regret to inform you all that Infantino got me yesterday. I caved and bought some World Cup tickets for a knockout round next week

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@808_Yinzer I’ll dm you in case there are any cops on the internet lol

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I have zero buyers remorse lol it’s gonna be electric

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@Zexrve I can go for a weekend in the winter, but yeah a place I want to avoid for 2 months (honestly it’s probably more lol) is a place I don’t personally want to live

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If you go in the summer you might think it’s the best city in the world. If you’ve ever spent a winter there, you will know it is not lol

[Kanye East @FuckedUpYogis]

I kind of get why everyone who lives in Chicago is kind of annoying about their city.

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@JabroniTV I’m a bit mental my friend, my favorite euro trips are like 3 nights lol

I fly a lot though so a 7 hour flight doesn’t bother me too much

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When I go to Europe for a week or less people there look at me like I’m an insane person lol

[Daniel @growing_daniel]

The reality of monthlong European vacations never hit me until they all simultaneously did it here

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How am I supposed to ask if pictures are worthy for my Raya profile lmao

I’d never ask friends because that’s gay. Need validation from people I’ve never met

(I would ask friends if it came up. Helped my buddy recently who had a shit profile lol he’s getting more matches now)

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Yearly reminder that I miss the twitter circle smh. Thanks Elon