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NFL free agent. 95 Speed 80 Awareness 75 Strength 99 Kick Power

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@spongbob_facts You’re an adult who runs a SpongeBob twitter account lol you’re one to talk

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@JoshuaGrauer Unlikely but I suppose anything’s possible

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Fellas if Twitter actually dies I had a lot of fun with y’all. I hope we all live to tweet another day 🫡

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Alright about to board so that’s it for now. Thanks guys you asked some truly horrible questions 🤝

Honestly I don’t have shit to do after I land so if you still wanna ask something I’ll probably get to it later

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Chilling at the airport AMA. I board in 30 ish I’ll answer as many as I can

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@WHATTTTTTTT____ Unfortunately for my followers, I have a life. There’s potential there if anyone wants to make it tho

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@andres_36_ No Andres. Horse radish isn’t either

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@FleshJee Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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@gacekts Responding to be nice but I really have nothing to say to this tbh

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@WexBucs SoCal just for a day for work

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I should do this on the big account randomly one day, that’d really throw people off after not tweeting for a year lol

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@goodbeanlocked I enjoy scrolling still but tweeting is no fun at all lol thought I was just getting old but maybe it’s not as good anymore idk

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@pissboymcgee Proud of you Ryan. We all love you

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@goodbeanlocked Hard to grasp at your age bro, I was the same way but you have so much time. Doesn’t really matter what you’re doing as long as you’re doing something then things will usually find their way into place

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@spongbob_facts Why couldn’t SpongeBob just join them?

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All jokes aside these types of tweets are so dumb lol. A stock dipping doesn’t directly affect Zuckerberg’s bank account and it’s pretty irrelevant anyway when Facebook‘s market cap is still up about $500 billion from their pandemic lows

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Wow this is so sad. I hope he’ll be alright 😪

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@MommyOneeChan That’s fair lol today twitter is winning tho