spongbob as hamilton

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Alexander Hamilton

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Weehawken. Dawn. Guns. Drawn

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Burr: I am slow to angry
The very next day at Weehawkin at dawn with drawn guns

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Excuse me Miss, I know it’s not funny but your perfume smells like your daddy’s got money

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That’s when Miss Maria Reynolds walked into my life she said

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But when I fantasize at night it's Alexander's eye

I look into your eyes and the sky's the limit

At least I keep his eyes in my life

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Laughing at my sister cuz she wants to form a harem

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Hamilton won’t abandon shit yo lets steal their cannons

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How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore, and a Scotsman

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I want to sit under my own vine, and fig tree

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Hamilton won’t abandon ship, yo lets steal their cannons

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SOUTHERN MOTHERFUCKING DEMOCRATIC REPUBLICANS

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There's nobody else in their "country" who looms quite as large

...John Adams?

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Pardon me, are you Aaron Burr, sir?

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I raised funds in DC for the Washington monument

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Death doesn’t discriminate between the sinners and the saints, it takes and it takes and it takes

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I'm passionately smashing every expectation on every actions an action of creation

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Well if it isn’t Aaron Burr, sir

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I finished up my studies and I practiced law

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Hamilton: You've created quite a stir, sir

Burr: I'm going door to door!

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They say Angelica and Eliza were both at his side when he died