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Noooo mosquitos are back!!

[Johnni DiJulius @johnnidijulius]

I cannot wait til “singlet pulldown” trend finally ends.

[WrestlersGrind @_wrestlersgrind]

How many #1 seeds will win an NCAA title? 🤔

[Gene Parmesan @dsonoiki]

Harry Potter is extremely overrated as a Quidditch player. Here are the facts:

First, he has an equipment advantage.

Year 1: he didn't even try out. McGonagall just put him on the team. Then he gets a Nimbus 2000 while everyone else is on discount, budget, school-issued brooms

Year 3: Harry's Nimbus 2000 gets destroyed by the Whomping Willow and he gets a Firebolt. Once again, he has an equipment advantage

Second, he misses too many games. The best ability is availability. Harry played in 9 Quidditch games at Hogwarts. Gryffindor had 13 games during that time. Harry missed 31% of his team's games

Now, let's look at Gryffindor's record with and without Harry

Book 1: Harry plays the first two games and misses the last one (infirmary). Team goes 2-1. He's 2-0 in games he plays

Book 2: Harry plays one game, last two get canceled. Team is 1-0

Book 3: the ONLY season Harry plays all three games. Gryffindor goes 2-1

Book 4: no Quidditch (Triwizard Tournament)

Book 5: Harry plays one game, attacks Malfoy, banned for life. Ginny steps in. Gryffindor wins the cup anyway

Book 6: Harry plays first two games, misses the last one. Gryffindor wins the cup anyway

Book 7: Harry is hunting Horcruxes with Ron and Hermione. Does not appear that Quidditch was played while school was under control of Death Eaters

In the 4 games Harry missed, Gryffindor went 2-2. Not great, but they survived without him

It's simple. Harry Potter is a great wizard. But as a Quidditch player? He's wildly overrated. You could argue that there are several people better than Harry at Quidditch: Victor Krum, Charlie Weasley, Cedric Diggory, Ludo Bagman, Ginny Weasley, Eunice Murray, Hamish McFarland

Also, it's been decades since Harry Potter played Quidditch. The game is much faster now. There are more analytics. The players are more athletic. Even the coaching is different

Let's stop hyping Harry as a Quidditch player

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BREAKING –

Today was a great day for little Punch

Punch found some new friends and got along with them at the zoo. He looked very happy

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Justice for Punch!

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Give me 1 yr with any winter olympic sport and I will be able to complete it. Won't be the best but I'll pass

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Already messed up. 2027 will be my year

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@KriebKong @DailyLoud Worst place ever

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42 STUDENTS WILL ENTER, ONLY 1 WILL SURVIVE!
~ A oppressive nightmare where classmates must K!LL each other to win!💀

[Justine Moore @venturetwins]

My favorite new trend in the Sora app is putting Pikachu in every movie.

This is “Saving Private Pikachu” 👇

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I am craving some crab rangoons

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I absolutely hate fantasy football

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Why the fuck did I just run 2 miles. Im dying

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Stan by Eminem is a masterpiece

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Every now and then you need a freshman 15 throwback @HueyMack

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@megannashleyy_ Owning a house sucks. I've replaced my sewer line and it's 15k total

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[J.P. Hovey @jhovey34]

OFFICIAL LIST OF THE 100 PEOPLE IT WOULD TAKE TO DEFEAT A GORILLA

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

I have announced the following tariffs:

Wife: 50%
Kid 1: 30%
Kid 2: 25%
Mother-in-law: 100%
Dog: 0%

[Jordan Burroughs @alliseeisgold]

I thought it would make for a cool video if I did my last set of pull-ups with my son Beacon on my back. I couldn’t figure out why he was choking me until I watched this. He was in survival mode & hanging on for dear life.🤣Seemed like a good idea at the time. P.s. He survived 😂