Wolf 🐙

Cloud Infrastructure Engineer. Woke nerd. Octodad. Mastodon: [email protected]

[Wolf 🐙 @spoo4]

Today I accidentally activated the voice typing keyboard while tapping out a message and then burped. Apparently the transliteration of that particular burp was "ir".

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@iSlimfit So you're looking at more like £4k AT THE TOP END.

Tell me what meaningful changes that could make to your life, oh wise one.

Fucking bellend.

[Wolf 🐙 @spoo4]

@iSlimfit Hey dickhead, first your maths is waaaay off. Those numbers only add up if:

1. you work every bank holiday, including christmas
2. you never takes any holiday ever
3. you substitute the meal deal with ... nothing

Where's the cost of the food you're replacing the meal deal with?

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@Herring1967 Just don't delete it. I believe there are tools that can blank out your timeline, then leave the account active but put one tweet saying "bye freaks never coming back" or something. There's a username I wanted that hasn't logged in since 2007

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@funnyLgirl89 Oh god no

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@CyntWhite @atrupar Which tweets specifically are people being arrested for?

When was anyone arrested for hanging a British flag?

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@elonmusk

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@118Thumper118 It's not a conspiracy theory as such but the Single Electron Hypothesis is one of my favourite things

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@didtheydiecom @SashaRibobshkiy @JuliaHB1 Please explain your understanding of the phrase "public domain" because I suspect you think it means something wildly different to what it actually means

[Tamara @TamIWas]

I cannot condone the actions of those doxxing Nick Fuentes.

It's highly irresponsible to post his address without including any information about the parking situation in the area.

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@mrdoob hah, that's quite a funny troll. Not so much for the maintainers that have to put up with it

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@deathofbuckley Challenge accepted

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@YesMissMurphy That one! Get that one!

[Neena Jha @DrNeenaJha]

I don’t know who needs to hear this…

But all patients, please know you NEVER need to apologise for hairy legs, hairy armpits, not having a “tidy genital area” etc

Come as you are! Doesn’t make a jot of difference to us AT ALL!

We’re here to help you - exactly as you are

[Wolf 🐙 @spoo4]

@Lostock_Henge @modernheroestv I am indeed. I'll DM you

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@Lostock_Henge @modernheroestv How much would one run me, if you're looking to sell? :)

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@Lostock_Henge @modernheroestv I love that

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@Lostock_Henge @modernheroestv Is the beige forum the one I think you mean? Cos if so the idea the Guy Martin knows about a site I helped run for a little while is awesome

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@anpaure "did it fucking work?"

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@lazygamereviews I'm really sorry to hear this but glad you're safe

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@Piecezilla POV you are mop