Spoofie

in that awkward stage in life between birth &death ° leave me alone

[Spoofie @spooflegoof]

@tedcruz Just when I think you’ve reached peak stupidity, you do something that tops it. Hats off, loser. Keep redefining the absolute bottom. 👏

[Spoofie @spooflegoof]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

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@tedcruz Do you think all of your constituents are stupid??!? You must be really dense

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@StephenM Sometimes I wonder how you could be so disgustingly hateful, but then I realize it’s cause you’re so disgustingly ugly - inside and especially OUT.

[Spoofie @spooflegoof]

@KenPaxtonTX I didn’t vote for you. I never will vote for you. You do not speak for me you are scum of the earth.

[Spoofie @spooflegoof]

@megynkelly @realDonaldTrump You are scum of the earth. How can you even look in the mirror every day?

[Spoofie @spooflegoof]

@tedcruz You’re a big piece of poop

[Spoofie @spooflegoof]

Look how much I learned on Duolingo in 2025! How did you do? #Duolingo365

[Spoofie @spooflegoof]

@GregAbbott_TX Hey!!! Mind your business! Maybe do your job instead!!!

[Panic! At The TL @Puff_Iya]

I remember one time my coworker was telling me how excited she was for the chicken parm she’d made the night before for lunch. We go to lunch and she opens her container to find that her fuck ass husband ate the meat out of her lunch and only left the spaghetti 😐

[Spoofie @spooflegoof]

@tedcruz Are you dumb?

[eric63 amg biturbo 4matic @EricMTerrill1]

me to every cybertruck i see on the road

[Spoofie @spooflegoof]

@tedcruz Shut UP UGLY!!!!!!!!!!

[the last great aMEGican dynasty @hologramswift]

IF YOU’RE IN LINE WAITING FOR THE BIG BEAUTIFUL NOTIFICATION, STAY IN LINE

[mr wife @wrinklefreelee]

wow

[Spoofie @spooflegoof]

@tedcruz @grok Shut up ugly

[Spoofie @spooflegoof]

chicken breast isn’t that good!!!!

[theo deadbeat oomf @geothrmlescpism]

here we go

[Irishrygirl @irishrygirl]

My new favorite. #HandsOff2025