spooky

[Cynical Humor @cynicalhumor]

"And the truth shall set you free"!

Ah....no. The truth will just piss you off.

#InspirationalQuotes

[spooky @spook_yer_up]

@DRTimDennis Happy birthday, Timmy! Hope it's a good one!

[Cynical Humor @cynicalhumor]

My wife is so annoying. "Do you think I'm pretty? Do you think I'm pretty?" Why doesn't she just answer me?

[Cynical Humor @cynicalhumor]

I never met a teenager driving a luxury car that I didn't hate.

[JamHam @jamijamham]

I would have a big smile too! I mean..look at that wiener!! #nathans #HotDogs #hotdogeatingcontest #nascar

[Cynical Humor @cynicalhumor]

I wish I could just cut out the middleman and have the light honk when it turns green.

#drivingwithmom

[Broke Horror Fan @brokehorrorfan]

Necronomithong: underwear of the dead. #EvilDead

[Frank Connors @EOTDMETAL]

"Mmmm mmmm groovy!!" #horror #brucecampbell

[EpicBike @epic_bike]

Advertising at its finest!

[spooky @spook_yer_up]

@WLOS_13 Is that Stan or Ron Jeremy?

[RaspberryheART @Jenny4ashley]

*Justin Bieber goes to jail

*Writes "Free JB!" on wall in protest

*learns cellmate is dyslexic

[spooky @spook_yer_up]

So true

[spooky @spook_yer_up]

@theveggiewitch OK, cool. Whoever did the work did a great job #jealous

[BlogAsheville @BlogAsheville]

Closer than you think #avlfall RT @BestEarthPix: Rainy Day - Asheville, North Carolina http://t.co/f0gpXzXt7S

[spooky @spook_yer_up]

@theveggiewitch sweet! Is all of your art grey wash?

[PostSecret @postsecret]

#TARDIStoilet (pic)

[PostSecret @postsecret]

"Anti-Pervert Hairy Stockings for Girls" is one of the most shared posts in China now, with this(!) photo.